CSpenceFLY 1 #1 May 22, 2008 So, we are having dinner tonight and the conversation turned to a slightly overweight friend on my wife. Not extremely overweight, just a bit of a belly. Julie has found a couple of beers that she actually likes and this girl tells her that she better be careful or she will look like her. I told her I could over look it as long as her boobs get bigger too. Julie says you can't over look a belly. I say with good boobs or maybe good head I can over look a little belly. What do you think? Answer quick because everything I post ends up in the recycle bin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 640 #2 May 22, 2008 given the washboard abs most guys our age have, how in the world could you EVER tolerate a belly on a woman???j/k of course... ass, boobs, personality, feet, ummm...seems belly is ok on my list! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 May 22, 2008 I need pics and some samples of services which will be reneredDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 May 22, 2008 A world class blow job covers a lot of minor flawsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 May 22, 2008 Quote I need pics and some samples of services which will be renered From Spence??You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 May 22, 2008 Chris you're a pretty big guy yourself arn't you? Be kinda odd to say no way to someone else in the same boat. and i dont overlook anything, it's all part of the package. I'm not with the people i care about because of what they look like.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 May 22, 2008 Quote Quote I need pics and some samples of services which will be renered From Spence?? Isn't he the middle man in this situation?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #8 May 22, 2008 It's true, some people really can't take a joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 640 #9 May 22, 2008 that's even more disturbing than your initial comment! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 May 22, 2008 Quote that's even more disturbing than your initial comment! My work here is doneDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 May 22, 2008 Quote It's true, some people really can't take a joke. it's a bit hard to tell with you mate, 99% of your posts are you venting cause you're pissed offYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #12 May 22, 2008 QuoteIsn't he the middle man in this situation? I don't know, it's your fantasy. If you want Spence in the middle, it's up to youYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 640 #13 May 22, 2008 stop ... please....do not encourage him!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 May 22, 2008 Damn, Spence, trade her in already. And that damn dog of yours, too. You're 40 now... it's about time for your midlife crisis and brand-new models of everything ... wife, canine, RV, golf cart. Better get off dz.com and get busy. You've got a lot of work to do - none of that comes cheap. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 May 22, 2008 QuoteRV Trump PsychoBob's Stabbin Cabin with a state of the art Shaggin' Wagon?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 May 22, 2008 QuoteRV Trump PsychoBob's Stabbin Cabin with a state of the art Shaggin' Wagon?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #17 May 22, 2008 Quote Be kinda odd to say no way to someone else in the same boat. Since when have men stopped applying a double standard.?BTW, my vote, I like 'em all. There is no perfect shape, just a lot of different great ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jkm2500 0 #18 May 22, 2008 I can appreciate a little bit of a belly as long as we arent pushing past Otis Spunkmeyer muffin top. Once it gets to the point of obesity, I cant really get all that excited...if you know what I mean. I like to stay in shape, but I will never have a 6-pack. So, I wont be too offended if she doesnt either.The primary purpose of the Armed Forces is to prepare for and to prevail in combat should the need arise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,406 #19 May 22, 2008 One of my best friends had this rule: A chicks boobs must protrude further than her belly. So a stacked chick gets a lot more leeway than a flat-chested one. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #20 May 22, 2008 I'm with Julie! Leave the beer belly to the guys. In the old days they called it... " Flipping the flap " Course, that's the old days.. Now it's cool for a 17 year old girl to wear low riders & have her " love handles" hanging out for all to see..... I say if it's spilling over your belt.. Pull your shirt down at least, Guys OR Girls! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #21 May 22, 2008 Quote One of my best friends had this rule: A chicks boobs must protrude further than her belly. So a stacked chick gets a lot more leeway than a flat-chested one. Good rule. Smart friend! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #22 May 22, 2008 Quote So, we are having dinner tonight and the conversation turned to a slightly overweight friend on my wife. Not extremely overweight, just a bit of a belly. Julie has found a couple of beers that she actually likes and this girl tells her that she better be careful or she will look like her. I told her I could over look it as long as her boobs get bigger too. Julie says you can't over look a belly. I say with good boobs or maybe good head I can over look a little belly. What do you think? Answer quick because everything I post ends up in the recycle bin. I'm sure that this conversation with you and your wife was just tongue in cheek.... but it does show some possible self image and double standard issues in our society. Why is it that the girl needs to be 36-26-36, but the guy can be "a bit" out of shape? Other cultures and other times preferred a more romanesque physique. Why is it currently (last 40-50 yrs) vogue for the female to be slender to the point of being unhealthy? I've seen several women in clinic that stopped having menses because of low body fat.... it's NOT a healthy situation. And.... by Darwinian theory... it's not evolutionary sound. She stops ovulating - why pick HER!? Anyway.... I know this was a "joke" thread, but still found it a little disturbing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #23 May 22, 2008 She stops ovulating - why pick HER!? Ummm....maybe "safe" sex when you're looking to avoid that unwanted pregnancy??? Just a guess though....-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #24 May 22, 2008 Quote She stops ovulating - why pick HER!? Ummm....maybe "safe" sex when you're looking to avoid that unwanted pregnancy??? Just a guess though.... Linz.... you KNOW that's not "safe sex". "Safe sex" is when you use the bottle of coke as a douche afterwards. DISCLAIMER - do NOT use coke as a douche after sex to prevent pregnancy. It doesn't work.... I would say "trust me" but it's more like "trust one of my past patients" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #25 May 22, 2008 Quote Quote She stops ovulating - why pick HER!? Ummm....maybe "safe" sex when you're looking to avoid that unwanted pregnancy??? Just a guess though.... Linz.... you KNOW that's not "safe sex". "Safe sex" is when you use the bottle of coke as a douche afterwards. Well, with an woman who doesn't ovulate, you can use the coke for foreplay! :) linz DISCLAIMER - do NOT use coke as a douche after sex to prevent pregnancy. It doesn't work.... I would say "trust me" but it's more like "trust one of my past patients" -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites