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Ummm....maybe "safe" sex when you're looking to avoid that unwanted pregnancy??? Just a guess though....



Linz.... you KNOW that's not "safe sex". "Safe sex" is when you use the bottle of coke as a douche afterwards. :P

Well, with an woman who doesn't ovulate, you can use the coke for foreplay!


Ya know.... I can honestly say "NO!" >:( Dark, moist environment - introduce a high fructose substance..... can we say YEAST!!!!!! >:(>:(>:(>:(

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That's the difference between you and that bimbo we were talking about...lol.



She can use the bottle in the foreplay - just make sure that the cap is off cuz vaginal lacerations are annoying to repair. And DON'T BREAK IT IN THERE!



- we seemed to have hijacked this thread :D

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She stops ovulating - why pick HER!?

Ummm....maybe "safe" sex when you're looking to avoid that unwanted pregnancy??? Just a guess though....



Isn't safe sex when you use a safeword?
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Ya know.... I can honestly say "NO!" >:( Dark, moist environment - introduce a high fructose substance..... can we say YEAST!!!!!! >:(>:(>:(>:(




maybe thats why they introduced diet coke?

(and no, normal coke cannot possibly give you a beer belly!)

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She can use the bottle in the foreplay - just make sure that the cap is off cuz vaginal lacerations are annoying to repair. And DON'T BREAK IT IN THERE!



Not to worry - it's very difficult to break a 2-liter plastic bottle. I think.;)
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I'm proud of my beer belly. :P:D

you dont have a beer belly:D:D:D Ask anyone in the Bent prop that night:P
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So, we are having dinner tonight and the conversation turned to a slightly overweight friend on my wife. Not extremely overweight, just a bit of a belly. Julie has found a couple of beers that she actually likes and this girl tells her that she better be careful or she will look like her. I told her I could over look it as long as her boobs get bigger too. Julie says you can't over look a belly. I say with good boobs or maybe good head I can over look a little belly. What do you think?

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. . . a slightly overweight friend on my wife.



Waddn't me.:|

I wasn't there!:ph34r:
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She stops ovulating - why pick HER!?


Linz.... you KNOW that's not "safe sex". "Safe sex" is when you use the bottle of coke as a douche afterwards. :P













DISCLAIMER - do NOT use coke as a douche after sex to prevent pregnancy. It doesn't work.... I would say "trust me" but it's more like "trust one of my past patients"



...Wait, does that seriously not work?

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