Tanning Butler?

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

At the Ritz Carlton in South Beach (Miami, FL) they offer Tanning Butlers, a guy whose sole purpose is to apply tanning lotion on hot ladies at the swimming pool...I know LOTS of dz.commers who would jump at the chance for that job

http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2007/1/31/12348/1318/hotels/Snapshot_Ritz_Carlton_South_Beach_s_Tanning_Butler

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[Squeak 17]

not me, anyone that would use a tanning butler, is not really someone i want to be around

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[RkyMtnHigh 0]

BE the Tanning Butler is what I referred to not someone who would hire one

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[shropshire 0]

How much do you need to pay to get a job like that?

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

My guess is to be good at massages to qualify

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[Squeak 17]

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BE the Tanning Butler is what I referred to not someone who would hire one

Yes i know that's what you meant, Can you imagine the type or stuck up twat that would feel the need to have a tanning butler, no thanks .
I don't care how good looking she might be, that sort of pretentiousness would annoy the hell out of me

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Andy9o8 0]

That's harsh, boy. You must have very flexible rotator cuffs.

[airtwardo 6]

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My guess is to be good at massages to qualify

Nah....just need big hands & long fingers!

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[Andy9o8 0]

Fine, then. I want a Tanning Maid.
It's only fair.

[airtwardo 6]

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Fine, then. I want a Tanning Maid.
It's only fair.

Always remember.....when wearing speedos~

Potato goes in the FRONT!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[JohnMitchell 14]

I saw that guy on TV. He's studying to be a paramedic in his spare time, etc. Definitely has the looks and personality to pull off the job. The hotel knows it's a novelty gimmick as much as a roving tan monitor. Hey, I'll put on my own SPF, but if someone else wants a rub in from some good looking guy, have fun.

[CSpenceFLY 1]

No matter how good she looks, someone,somewhere is sick of her shit.

[diablopilot 2]

It's the Ritz Carlton. Isn't the average age of guests at the Ritz, like 70?

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[shropshire 0]

Any port in a storm

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[ryoder 1,384]

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It's the Ritz Carlton. Isn't the average age of guests at the Ritz, like 70?

True, but the average age of their wives is about 30.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[RoadRash 0]

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It's the Ritz Carlton. Isn't the average age of guests at the Ritz, like 70?

True, but the average age of their wives is about 30.

Ok, that's key...doesn't matter who's footin' the bill, but rather who's getting the service...I don't believe that the 70 year old guys are gettin' spray on tans......


~R+R...And if they are, well, that poor, poor, butler......

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[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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It's the Ritz Carlton. Isn't the average age of guests at the Ritz, like 70?

Not in South Beach

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