BillyVance 34 #1 July 10, 2008 In a foreign country can be bad if you don't research the laws there first. http://www.gadling.com/2008/07/09/having-sex-on-a-beach-can-get-you-jail-time/?icid=200100397x1205284976x1200265411"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #2 July 10, 2008 I don't get the whole "sex on the beach" thing. Sure, it sounds romantic, but practically speaking, SAND IS NOT A LUBRICANT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 July 10, 2008 Yea but a bit of wet sand could turn a wizards sleeve into a nice tight mouse hole. Just fill the gaps.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #4 July 10, 2008 oh my goodness Andy..... lol but then wouldnt your wand also get a very rough ride? (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #5 July 10, 2008 Quote I don't get the whole "sex on the beach" thing. Sure, it sounds romantic, but practically speaking, SAND IS NOT A LUBRICANT! ROFLMAO! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #6 July 10, 2008 Quote I don't get the whole "sex on the beach" thing. Sure, it sounds romantic, but practically speaking, SAND IS NOT A LUBRICANT! You know, on a beach chair by the waters edge at night on a nude beach in Jamaica is pretty nice though. No sand problems at all. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #7 July 10, 2008 Sex on the Beach Ingredients: - 1 1/2 oz. vodka - 3/4 oz. peachtree schnapps - 1/2 oz. creme de cassis - 2 oz. orange juice - 2 oz. cranberry juice - orange slice, maraschino cherry Shake all the ingredients in a shaker with ice and strain into a highball glass. Garnish with lime wedge.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #8 July 10, 2008 Quote In a foreign country can be bad if you don't research the laws there first. http://www.gadling.com/2008/07/09/having-sex-on-a-beach-can-get-you-jail-time/?icid=200100397x1205284976x1200265411 sex on the beach rocks....although I will have to behave from now on won't I? Are you bored today or happy to be back in the bonfire?DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tokter 0 #9 July 10, 2008 There is this german joke that says that American beer is like sex on the beach...both are fucking close to water Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 July 10, 2008 Quote Quote Are you bored today or happy to be back in the bonfire? If you see at least 3 or 4 threads that I started on page one, I might be a tad bored. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 July 11, 2008 Would this be part of the penal code? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
