apollard24 0 #1 July 14, 2008 How do you approach someone with this? I mean really what do you say? This is strictly for research purposes only.Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 July 14, 2008 Quote How do you approach someone with this? I mean really what do you say? This is strictly for research purposes only. "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #3 July 14, 2008 Pretty much...just pretend to be semi drunk and pretend like you've never "done that before" hahahahhaha... Just be outright blunt about it.....Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 July 14, 2008 Quote "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?" So classic it is worth repeating Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?" So classic it is worth repeating SOMEbody had to!!! Edit: Of course, I've also seen the "I guess a blowjob is out of the question" line used successfully, too.... go figure.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #6 July 14, 2008 Just call him... late at night.. a little drunk. When he comes over, tell him to take off his pants. He'll get the idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #7 July 14, 2008 Quote Just call him... late at night.. a little drunk. When he comes over, tell him to take off his pants. He'll get the idea. That's hot! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #8 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote How do you approach someone with this? I mean really what do you say? This is strictly for research purposes only. "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?" thats more like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #9 July 14, 2008 QuoteHow do you approach someone with this? I mean really what do you say? This is strictly for research purposes only. Honesty seems to work best. Although it helps if your cute (you should be just fine)!Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #10 July 14, 2008 just say hey, I am horny can someone help me?----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #11 July 14, 2008 Quote How do you approach someone with this? I mean really what do you say? This is strictly for research purposes only. Just to help you out, I'll PM my phone #, and you give it your best shot. I'll coach you on any needed improvements in your technique."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #12 July 14, 2008 Quote How do you approach someone with this? I mean really what do you say? This is strictly for research purposes only. If you want me as a booty call all you have to do is ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #13 July 14, 2008 This works wonders ladies. Do some pre hardcore flirting. Then excuse yourself to the bathroom- or for a cig- As you leave- grab a handful of his cojones. Make sure to give a firm grip. Give him an innocent look as you do it.... it will drive him nuts and have him all rilled... up when you come back....then its game on- like donkey kong.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #14 July 14, 2008 I think we need to hang out next time you are out at SDC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #15 July 14, 2008 What you need me to teach you a few (hundred) pointers? Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #16 July 14, 2008 If thats what your ego needs to hear then sure. Not to sound overly confident but for a guy who doesn't get much (see: once a year) I know a lot of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #17 July 14, 2008 I'm starting a new thread....Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #18 July 14, 2008 All the replies gave me a good laugh but Im wondering if any of them have actually worked? Has the nice shoes, wanna fuck line ever worked? I actually have not heard that one before. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #19 July 14, 2008 Quote What you need me to teach you a few (hundred) pointers? If thats an offer, I will have a trailer there starting Aug 1. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #20 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote What you need me to teach you a few (hundred) pointers? If thats an offer, I will have a trailer there starting Aug 1. Does it come with free meals- chauffeur to the dz- and include all jump tickets/packing tickets - top shelf liquour- 236 Red M&M's and 462 cherry flavored starbursts- clown midgets who tuck me in at night and an elephant ride to the hanger? If so- then I am inBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #21 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What you need me to teach you a few (hundred) pointers? If thats an offer, I will have a trailer there starting Aug 1. Does it come with free meals- chauffeur to the dz- and include all jump tickets/packing tickets - top shelf liquour- 236 Red M&M's and 462 cherry flavored starbursts- clown midgets who tuck me in at night and an elephant ride to the hanger? If so- then I am in Wow...talk about 'high maintenance'!!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #22 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What you need me to teach you a few (hundred) pointers? If thats an offer, I will have a trailer there starting Aug 1. Does it come with free meals- chauffeur to the dz- and include all jump tickets/packing tickets - top shelf liquour- 236 Red M&M's and 462 cherry flavored starbursts- clown midgets who tuck me in at night and an elephant ride to the hanger? If so- then I am in It comes with all that except free meals, chauffeur, jump tickets/packing tickets, topshelf liquor, 236 red M&M's and 462 cherry flavored starburst. I take that back. It does come with topshelf liquor. You know SDC all they drink is Don Julio. Don't tempt me, an entire year without sex might cause me to jump through some crazy hoops. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airkid 0 #23 July 14, 2008 Ok, I'm not sure if you are looking for advice on how to fuck one of your friends or what exactly you are after.... But here is advice from a pro: Its easiest with someone you don't already have a relationship with, preferably a complete stranger. The trick is TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT PERSON THE FIRST DAY YOU MEET. Now if they call you in the next couple days and ask you out, suggest that you just have sex instead, that will display that that is all you are interested in, and either at that moment or when you're finished fucking they will decide whether or not they will be your very beneficial friend. The next easiest is a friend whom you have already had sex with, you are naturally comfortable with that person and usually don't have a problem asking that you fuck on a regular basis And the hardest is a regular friend or acquiantance, the best thing to do is have an event involving alcohol and "wind up" in the same bed, then suggest you do it regularly, and without commitment... Anymore questions?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #24 July 14, 2008 Quote "I guess a blowjob is out of the question" Seriously, I sometimes say that to my wife when we're in the middle of an heated argument. It's the one thing I can say when we argue where I'm guaranteed to be right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #25 July 14, 2008 Quote Just call him... late at night.. a little drunk. When he comes over, tell him to take off his pants. He'll get the idea. agreed "take your pants off and lay down" works on me every time.........I dont get it, its like some kind of fucking kryptoniteif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
