yardhippie 0 #76 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote I need a girlfriend. That way I could have sex multiple times a day. *sigh* Multiple times a day? For that much action, you'll need to get married... Obviously you've never been married. At least, not for very long. Also, nothing is better than sex. Even bad sex is good. I also havent gone longer than my longest trip away from my wife. If we were in the same bed for an extended period of time and weren't having any I'd have to address whatever the problem is. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #77 July 14, 2008 Quote I'm single and have an outrageous number of girls to choose from. And still can't get any. Umm, with all the complaining about not getting any - all of us SDC chicks won't come near you now. You best get used to hitting on the tandem chicks that might fall for the "i'm a licensed skydiver, wanna fuck?" line. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #78 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Yeah? Well I haven't had sex in a year. And it sucks. None? No sex at all, or no sex with someone else in the room? cause honey, if 'Rosie Palm' & her five sisters aren't putting out, something is definitely wrong with your approach sweety! I think they keep falling asleep. Ooh, the stranger... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #79 July 14, 2008 Quote Why don't you pack some extra clothes so you can stop over at SDC so we can have... some jumps together at summerfest. I wish! But I'm barely able to afford the trip to Montana and only out of the goodness of Nightingale's heart for helping me out by letting me camp with/ride with her to the boogie.I'd happily pop in on SDC if I had the $.I wouldnt be making any jumps though b/c I'm not current and my foot is broke/in a cast.But humps...now thats another story.If they hadnt gotten rid of WFFC I'd be going there this yr but alas,no WFFC 08. But I've never been to LP so it'll be a fun new experience for me.Maybe you can come down around Sept/Oct and go to the AOT Boogie at Aggieland and I can uh...show you around TX,yeah thats it. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #80 July 14, 2008 Quote Set up a webcam and do it nekkid... sell the link via Paypal... LP $$$ !!!! hahaha! good idea.too bad I have no webcam,a slow internet connection and no PayPal account or I'd consider it...I'm getting that desperate for LP $.Maybe I'll just pimp myself out at LP.I *do* have some incriminating photos that are NSFW though.hmm... "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #81 July 14, 2008 Quote Umm, with all the complaining about not getting any - all of us SDC chicks won't come near you now. You best get used to hitting on the tandem chicks that might fall for the "i'm a licensed skydiver, wanna fuck?" line. ooo! beware the wrath of the Sunny One!You're in deep chit Skittles! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #82 July 14, 2008 Quote ooo! beware the wrath of the Sunny One!You're in deep chit Skittles![Wink][Laugh] You know how these youngins are...they gotta learn the hard way. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #83 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Yeah? Well I haven't had sex in a year. And it sucks. None? No sex at all, or no sex with someone else in the room? cause honey, if 'Rosie Palm' & her five sisters aren't putting out, something is definitely wrong with your approach sweety! I think they keep falling asleep. Ooh, the stranger... Yup, never tried it. It's supposed to be good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #84 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Why don't you pack some extra clothes so you can stop over at SDC so we can have... some jumps together at summerfest. I wish! But I'm barely able to afford the trip to Montana and only out of the goodness of Nightingale's heart for helping me out by letting me camp with/ride with her to the boogie.I'd happily pop in on SDC if I had the $.I wouldnt be making any jumps though b/c I'm not current and my foot is broke/in a cast.But humps...now thats another story.If they hadnt gotten rid of WFFC I'd be going there this yr but alas,no WFFC 08. But I've never been to LP so it'll be a fun new experience for me.Maybe you can come down around Sept/Oct and go to the AOT Boogie at Aggieland and I can uh...show you around TX,yeah thats it. TX, AZ, CA could be a fun trip. I got friends down in AZ from before I *cough* failed out *cough* so I wanna go visit. One of the guys I went through AFP with wants me to come out to cali and do some jumps. and tx... well you know why im coming to tx. I'm gonna spend a shit ton trying to stay current during the winter months. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #85 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Set up a webcam and do it nekkid... sell the link via Paypal... LP $$$ !!!! hahaha! good idea.too bad I have no webcam,a slow internet connection and no PayPal account or I'd consider it...I'm getting that desperate for LP $.Maybe I'll just pimp myself out at LP.I *do* have some incriminating photos that are NSFW though.hmm... There ya go - just gotta think 'outside the box'... (or, depending on the pics, maybe 'inside the box', I dunno... )Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #86 July 15, 2008 Quote I think they keep falling asleep ouch LMAO I only supply the initial wound, you'll have to see one of my dz.com associates for the salt. he he turtleIt's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #87 July 15, 2008 Quote There ya go - just gotta think 'outside the box'... (or, depending on the pics, maybe 'inside the box', I dunno... ) LOL! no "the box" is strategically covered up. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #88 July 15, 2008 everyone isn't over the weight limit for tandemsIt's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #89 July 15, 2008 Quote Quote Bolas said it best in another thread, "Go ugly early" Thats all I do. As I once told my brother "fat chicks dig me". Hotties have no interest in this. *draws circle around face with finger* Given the number of shallow remarks/attitudes so far...I don't feel a bit guilty for this: If there is a pattern in your life....there is a reason for it. Confused? Lemme help: "hotties" have no need to 'go ugly early'Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #90 July 15, 2008 Eh, I wouldn't expect you to feel bad. I get torn to pieces whether its on the boards or on the DZ. Believe it or not, I find a lot of it funny. edit to add: but now I shall retire from talking about sex... until the next sex related thread rolls around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #91 July 15, 2008 Quote Quote There ya go - just gotta think 'outside the box'... (or, depending on the pics, maybe 'inside the box', I dunno... ) LOL! no "the box" is strategically covered up. Ooh...not gonna get as much money for those!!! On the other hand....I've got JUST the shirts for ya at LP!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #92 July 15, 2008 more t-shirts. www.tshirthell.com if you want them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #93 July 15, 2008 I dont need that first one about "who needs big tits" b/c I HAVE big tits...40DDDs in fact.but the rest I like "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #94 July 15, 2008 forgot one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #95 July 15, 2008 Quote I dont need that first one about "who needs big tits" b/c I HAVE big tits...40DDDs in fact.but the rest I like How youuu doin? Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #96 July 15, 2008 Quote How youuu doin? Attachment 1.... but you aint foolin anyone...we know you're hoping for attachment 2!!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #97 July 15, 2008 i have you beat...I went 10 DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #98 July 15, 2008 any of those would work for me DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UDSkyJunkie 0 #99 July 15, 2008 "Good sex is better than bad skydiving. Good skydiving is better than bad sex. Wether good sex is better than good skydiving depends entirely on how long it's been since you've had either." Right now, a few good skydives would be much, much better than sex. Fortunately, I get to remedy the situation this weekend. "Some people follow their dreams, others hunt them down and beat them mercilessly into submission." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #100 July 15, 2008 Quote I dont need that first one about "who needs big tits" b/c I HAVE big tits...40DDDs in fact.but the rest I like SO you say, no one can confirm this without PhotosSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
