moodyskydiver 0 #1 July 14, 2008 my 2 (not so secret) loves in life that can be better than sex are: 1. chocolate...the good stuff 2. fresh picked peaches, sliced and dipped in honey *drool* I can die happy right now!But ofcourse I wouldnt mind getting laid right now either,so these are my substitutes. what things are "better than sex" to you? "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #2 July 14, 2008 Just rub one off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #3 July 14, 2008 Quote Just rub one off. I cant I'm still covered in honey right now...but maybe later. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 July 14, 2008 you say that like it's a bad thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #5 July 14, 2008 hehe! well theres no need for the honey if I dont have anyone to lick it off but me!thats boring! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #6 July 14, 2008 you must be doing it wrong."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #7 July 14, 2008 Quote hehe! well theres no need for the honey if I dont have anyone to lick it off but me!thats boring! How YOU doing? TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #8 July 14, 2008 Quote How YOU doing? hehehe pretty good 'cept for I'm all alone tonight drinking by myself and nibbling on peaches and honey. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Just rub one off. I cant I'm still covered in honey right now...but maybe later. Actually, I think that was his answer... For me, I'd have to say beach jumps. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #10 July 14, 2008 Quote hehehe pretty good 'cept for I'm all alone tonight drinking by myself and nibbling on peaches and honey. Peaches are my third favorite flavor. Second is honey. I'll let you guess what my favorite is.TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #11 July 14, 2008 Quote what things are "better than sex" to you? Not a damn thing, but chocolate runs a close second. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #12 July 14, 2008 Quote Not a damn thing, but chocolate runs a close second. That's because your doing it right sweetie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #13 July 14, 2008 Quote what things are "better than sex" to you? Rough sex. Don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #14 July 14, 2008 Quote Rough sex. Don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. as the 'dominator' or 'dominatee' ? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #15 July 14, 2008 1) Farm fresh chocolate-covered Strawberries with an appropriate, complimentary wine or champagne. 2) The perfect nekkid someone,from whose abdomen, to feed on them, from & lips to feed them toIt's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #16 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Rough sex. Don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. as the 'dominator' or 'dominatee' ? dominator. Sometimes you just gotta have that rough sex. A little bit of choking and hitting that ass so hard you think you're gonna break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #17 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Rough sex. Don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. as the 'dominator' or 'dominatee' ? dominator. Sometimes you just gotta have that rough sex. A little bit of choking and hitting that ass so hard you think you're gonna break it. whatever floats your boat buddy, for me its just a long walk on the beach :P...you girls can call me at...oh just ask for the number.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #18 July 14, 2008 Quote Not a damn thing, but chocolate runs a close second. That's because your doing it right sweetie! hey, hey yu two, get a room ! or a web cam & share all the naughty details. NO foreplay in the forums, unless there's streaming live video included. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #19 July 14, 2008 Quote ...you girls can call me at...oh just ask for the number. You trying to steal my girls? heh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #20 July 14, 2008 Quote dominator. Sometimes you just gotta have that rough sex. A little bit of choking and hitting that ass so hard you think you're gonna break it. Lions & Tigers & Bears -Oh, my! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #21 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote dominator. Sometimes you just gotta have that rough sex. A little bit of choking and hitting that ass so hard you think you're gonna break it. Lions & Tigers & Bears -Oh, my! Ladies, gimme a shout if you ever make it out to SDC. I'll show you how we do it around here. EDIT: We'll do some 4-ways and I guess we can skydive together too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #22 July 14, 2008 Quote Ladies, gimme a shout if you ever make it out to SDC. I'll show you how we do it around here. ROTFLMAO Sorry, it had to be said KidsTime and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #23 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Ladies, gimme a shout if you ever make it out to SDC. I'll show you how we do it around here. ROTFLMAO Sorry, it had to be said Kids I have the hormones of a middle schooler. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #24 July 14, 2008 Quote my 2 (not so secret) loves in life that can be better than sex are: 1. chocolate...the good stuff 2. fresh picked peaches, sliced and dipped in honey *drool* I can die happy right now!But ofcourse I wouldnt mind getting laid right now either,so these are my substitutes.what things are "better than sex" to you? The only thing better than sex is mmmmmm, well nothing. Food and wine are a close secondSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #25 July 14, 2008 If it is good sex then nothing is better than sex, if it is bad sex just about anything is better than itDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
