billeisele 122 #1 August 31, 2008 Can you solve this puzzle? You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #2 August 31, 2008 Get off the merry go round. What do I win? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #3 August 31, 2008 Quote What do I win? Nothing, But what would you call...... a nun on the back of a jester Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixiegypsy 0 #4 August 31, 2008 hahaah i like that one..if i can scrounge up enough brain cells to remember it, i'm gonna have to pass that one along"Love all. Trust few. Do wrong to none." -Shakespeare Gold Coast Skydivers Pink Mafia #176 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 August 31, 2008 QuoteQuote What do I win? Nothing, But what would you call...... a nun on the back of a jester Virgin on the ridiculousYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #6 September 1, 2008 Well done, you win a ....... Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #7 September 1, 2008 I need to practice my Keigles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #8 September 1, 2008 Quote I need to practice my Keigles. Awww... didoo piss yooself laughing?! Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #9 September 7, 2008 Quote Quote I need to practice my Keigles. Awww... didoo piss yooself laughing?! Uh, Yup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
