Slowfaller 0 #1 October 4, 2008 My wife is on the other side of the world and my sister bailed on me.....just get really really drunk? --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #2 October 4, 2008 You'll be fine. Besides, if it's a friend getting married, is there a chance that you'll know some of the other guests, too?TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #3 October 4, 2008 eh It's kind of a group I don't see/hang with too often, once a year for most on an annual rafting trip, but I will know several people. Went to high school with a lot of them. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #4 October 4, 2008 Hell, if you don't know a lot of the guests.. drink heavily and develop a fake persona. You could be anyone, how fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #5 October 4, 2008 QuoteMy wife is on the other side of the world and my sister bailed on me.....just get really really drunk? REALLY! come on, hike up your skirt and go to the wedding. Obviously people know your married and your wife is out of town, So what could be a problem, its better than sitting at home sulking. GGGEEEEEZ.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 October 4, 2008 Go, have fun but don't make a pass at the bride. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #7 October 4, 2008 Pretend you're a skydiver - works everytime "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 October 5, 2008 Do not get involved in catching the bouquet unless you have top-notch medical insurance.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #9 October 6, 2008 QuoteQuoteMy wife is on the other side of the world and my sister bailed on me.....just get really really drunk? REALLY! come on, hike up your skirt and go to the wedding. Obviously people know your married and your wife is out of town, So what could be a problem, its better than sitting at home sulking. GGGEEEEEZ. I think you read too far into my post. No sulking here buck-a-roo --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #10 October 6, 2008 See the movie Wedding Crashers for details- so long as you don't end up with a stage five clinger chasing you around it should be fun.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
