LuckyMcSwervy 0 #51 September 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote CAKE! works every time, Not the box crap, scratch! Cake??? With like jimmies, sprinkles and little bb looking decorations? Cake is my answer for everything, just a simple yellow with chocalate frosting. Better when served naked and then smeared all over. COME ON! you have read my posts before, you had to know where this was going. GGGEEEEEZ. Smeared all over? Fuck that. I'm a neat freak. I even got my balls busted when I went home to shower and change clothes before I came back for the festivities. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #52 September 19, 2008 Quote So what should a go do when he sees all the gals looking, in order to improve his rating? Perhaps strike a pose like a bodybuilder? A suave, sophisticated smile like a movie star? Just don't bring 2 fingers in a "V" up to your mouth and do the Gene Simmons tongue wiggle thing. That's a huge point deduction! And yes, that really happened many years ago. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #53 September 19, 2008 QuoteNutter Butters are always welcome Is that code or slang for KY or somthing like that?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #54 September 19, 2008 Just don't bring 2 fingers in a "V" up to your mouth and do the Gene Simmons tongue wiggle thing. That's a huge point deduction! And yes, that really happened many years ago. ________________________ Pffft... I do that all the time. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #55 September 19, 2008 QuoteQuoteNutter Butters are always welcome Is that code or slang for KY or somthing like that? n00bs! This is how we roll on dz.comRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #56 September 19, 2008 Quote Pffft... I do that all the time. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DottieBear 0 #57 September 19, 2008 Quote Quote Haha, as soon I read this I checked your profile, KNOWING your home DZ must be CK. I love when they have the fireworks!!!! They even had them on my birthday one year, it was the perfect end to a perfect day! Oh yeah! I love it there!! I don't know the reason Scotland Run had the fireworks but I am really hoping for them again tomorrow night. After all, this is the last weekend of the summer!! ::: ducks and runs for cover after that reminder ::: Are you going to be around CK tomorrow? Say "hi" if you are. I have more AFF tomorrow! Woohoo! Sadly, CK is no longer the dz I am at most often, as I now live one hour from the Ranch. It just couldn't justify driving 4 hours, when I can drive 1!! But it is a great place to learn and where I logged most of my first 70/80 jumps!! Not to mention lots and lots and LOTS of fun after hours!! And if you come to FL for the Cross keys invasion, I WILL see you then, since Sebastian is my winter dz!! Have fun this weekend!!!!~Dottie “Everything looks perfect from far away.” Postal Service, Such Great Heights Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #58 September 19, 2008 QuoteSadly, CK is no longer the dz I am at most often, as I now live one hour from the Ranch. It just couldn't justify driving 4 hours, when I can drive 1!! But it is a great place to learn and where I logged most of my first 70/80 jumps!! Not to mention lots and lots and LOTS of fun after hours!! And if you come to FL for the Cross keys invasion, I WILL see you then, since Sebastian is my winter dz!! Have fun this weekend!!!! Thanks! Hopefully, I'll get to meet you soon!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #59 September 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Nutter Butters are always welcome Is that code or slang for KY or somthing like that? n00bs! This is how we roll on dz.com Now, that's gotta sting, leave scars or something! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #60 September 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Nutter Butters are always welcome Is that code or slang for KY or somthing like that? n00bs! This is how we roll on dz.com Dammit remster! I wasted part of a good Hoffbrau Octoberfest when i opened that attachment Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #61 September 20, 2008 Quote Quote So what should a go do when he sees all the gals looking, in order to improve his rating? Perhaps strike a pose like a bodybuilder? A suave, sophisticated smile like a movie star? Just don't bring 2 fingers in a "V" up to your mouth and do the Gene Simmons tongue wiggle thing. That's a huge point deduction! And yes, that really happened many years ago. Really? Man that was best moveSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fmmobley 0 #62 October 8, 2008 Quote ...Happened last Saturday nite. Had a friend to tipsy, got out the blow up mattress, gave them a blanket & pillow, let them crash in the hanger. Problem solved & everyone is happy! Thanks again Don, I owe you !... Marion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #63 October 9, 2008 Marion! YOU???? YOU???? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #64 October 9, 2008 See how that nylon crack changes people!! Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 370 #65 October 9, 2008 QuoteDefinatly a Blow Job cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know.Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #66 October 9, 2008 Quote Quote Definatly a Blow Job cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know. Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! I prefer the Emily Post "thank you note". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #67 October 9, 2008 QuoteWell, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! Sigh... Its a sad day when newcommers to the sport lack motivation...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #68 October 9, 2008 Quote Quote Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! Sigh... Its a sad day when newcommers to the sport lack motivation... I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 370 #69 October 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Definatly a Blow Job cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know. Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! I prefer the Emily Post "thank you note". I doubt that'll even get you his blanket next time.Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #70 October 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Definatly a Blow Job cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know. Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! I prefer the Emily Post "thank you note". I doubt that'll even get you his blanket next time. I had my own blanket in my car .... and pillow! So you think the next time I see this dude I should be like, "Yeah, I sent you the thank you note saying to call me before you come down next time and I'll bring you your favorite beer or whatever, but the guys on DZ.com think you'd rather have a blowjob? What are you thoughts on that, nice guy?". I think that'll go over like lead balloon. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #71 October 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! Sigh... Its a sad day when newcommers to the sport lack motivation... I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. Come on! We have more class then that! I'm sure Xkeys has carpeted packing areas! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #72 October 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Definatly a Blow Job cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know. Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! I prefer the Emily Post "thank you note". I doubt that'll even get you his blanket next time. I had my own blanket in my car .... and pillow! So you think the next time I see this dude I should be like, "Yeah, I sent you the thank you note saying to call me before you come down next time and I'll bring you your favorite beer or whatever, but the guys on DZ.com think you'd rather have a blowjob? What are you thoughts on that, nice guy?". I think that'll go over like lead balloon. He probably won't mind the offer ... It has much to do with your hoTTneSS!Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #73 October 9, 2008 Quote I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. Come on! We have more class then that! I'm sure Xkeys has carpeted packing areas! Yeah, nothing like an audience to witness your "gratitude". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #74 October 9, 2008 Quote He probably won't mind the offer ... It has much to do with your hoTTneSS! You keep saying that stuff people are going to think you're on the payroll! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #75 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote He probably won't mind the offer ... It has much to do with your hoTTneSS! You keep saying that stuff people are going to think you're on the payroll! Haha ... I would like to collect my earnings in something other than us dollars please.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
