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LuckyMcSwervy

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Are you a spinner?



Did you mean squirter?


OMG - you watch way too much porn. Or read too much on DZ.com. :ph34r:


I think maybe the second one. My addiction to dz.com has caused an altered state of mind :)

Porn makes the soul bleed.
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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Warm weather.
Play around with my new rig.:)finish my coach jumps for my A license.
Not fall down and hurt myself after the beer light come on. :S
Someone offer me another 6 figure job that i can quit after working for a month.:ph34r:

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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OMG - you watch way too much porn. Or read too much on DZ.com. :ph34r:



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I think maybe the second one. My addiction to dz.com has caused an altered state of mind :)

Porn makes the soul bleed.



I feel so dirty now! I better get my ass to Mass Sunday morning!!


LOL ... You'll be just fine. Perhaps I formed my opinion after I saw every milf porn flick in existence? :)
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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A handle of Captain Morgan Silver, a twelve pack of Diet Coke, ten paid AFF student jumps, the Sharks beating the fucking Kings Saturday AND Sunday night, not getting shit for not dressing up in 70's disco clothes for the party and the weatherman being wrong about his prediction for the weekend.

I'm pretty sure the bottle of Captain and the twelve pack of Diet Coke are gonna happen.

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A handle of Captain Morgan Silver, a twelve pack of Diet Coke, ten paid AFF student jumps, the Sharks beating the fucking Kings Saturday AND Sunday night, not getting shit for not dressing up in 70's disco clothes for the party and the weatherman being wrong about his prediction for the weekend.

I'm pretty sure the bottle of Captain and the twelve pack of Diet Coke are gonna happen.

YaY!! Go Sharks!! :)
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I feel so dirty now! I better get my ass to Mass Sunday morning!!

MMMM, catholic girls!! >:(


Yeah no kidding ... You can't go wrong with a catholic woman. Even the married ones are wild!
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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I guess I should start making my list ...

1) My fucking renter to pay his 10 day late rent.

2) Win the lottery and quit my second job.

3) Make out with Lucky.

4) Drink a moderate amount of beer and wine.

5) Make a few jumps.

I'm thinking the bottom two may be my only weekend accomplishments.

Edited to add ... YES .. Finish your AFF jumps! I'll be excited for you if you do!
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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and the weatherman being wrong about his prediction for the weekend.



Yeah, I'm with ya on that one. I was going to say "not thinking about work the entire weekend" and if I could make some skydives to clear my head, that would help with that part. Mother Nature needs to keep that wind down, though.

Either way, I'll come hang with da Bytch. With or without disco gear. And that's a near-perfect weekend.B|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I feel so dirty now! I better get my ass to Mass Sunday morning!!

MMMM, catholic girls!! >:(


Yeah no kidding ... You can't go wrong with a catholic woman. Even the married ones are wild!


I will pray really hard for you this week! :D


LOL .. Well it's a long story. My experience limits me to only this one married catholic woman for a few years.
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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I guess I should start making my list ...

1) My fucking renter to pay his 10 day late rent.

2) Win the lottery and quit my second job.

3) Make out with Lucky.

4) Drink a moderate amount of beer and wine.

5) Make a few jumps.

I'm thinking the bottom two may be my only weekend accomplishments.

Edited to add ... YES .. Finish your AFF jumps! I'll be excited for you if you do!



Your #3 would be very impressive considering you live 1/2 way across the country from me. :D

And #4, we have to talk about #4. The problem with #4 is you said MODERATE. That's not gonna work. You gotta get your ass back to the Olive Garden and get fucking trashed. Then call 911 and have the cougar come pick you up.

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Your #3 would be very impressive considering you live 1/2 way across the country from me. :D

And #4, we have to talk about #4. The problem with #4 is you said MODERATE. That's not gonna work. You gotta get your ass back to the Olive Garden and get fucking trashed. Then call 911 and have the cougar come pick you up.



In response to your comment on #3 ... Maybe my tongue is longer than you think :P

And #4 ... Not "THAT" cougar ... I wrote her off after the first date. She was too scary to even bring home.
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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You're lucky!



She just wants my bottle of Captain. Or my vote. Not really sure which.


Does it really matter? :P;)
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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