aprilcat 0 #1 October 20, 2008 Disclaimer: I did a search on 'chicken cross the road' and this didn't come up...so here we go! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change. JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. SARAH PALIN: Let's give a big shoutout for that chicken! HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure, right from Day One, that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 October 20, 2008 I was going to give a reason for a bunch a dz.commers names, but i chickened out....and i would probably get banned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #3 October 20, 2008 So then why not tell us why you crossed the road?Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 October 21, 2008 Kbordson: There's evidnece that an operation was involved and the chicken crossed over to play for the other team. Futuredivot: The chicken crossed the road to meet me for a beer. VillyBance: Whaaa? You'll have to speak up. Thanatos: That F#&*^er is after my daughter! Where's my gun? JohnRich: I got your gun. Skymama: The chicken crossed the road to get a good paddlin'. JohnMitchell: I love my little chicken! Vskydiver: I love you too, honey. Kallend: So where's your proof that a chicken actually crossed the road. Show me your reference. Mnealtx: I don't know about chickens...I just know about cats. Guppie01: Damn. There I was minding my own business and a freakin' chicken came along and ran my ass over....stepped right on my head, she did. GUESSWHO: What the chicken needs, if she had 'em, is a good nutwax.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
archi77 0 #5 October 21, 2008 Oh my god, I just spit chocolate milk across my keyboard! "Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you long to return." Da Vinci Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 October 21, 2008 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
