31 Reasons Why Women are Better Than Beer...

[turtlespeed 212]

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We give better blow-jobs, as long as we're not married to the guy.

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23. You can't eat a beer.

Well, I must say...you certainly got MY attention!

Obviously never had a Guiness Stout

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skymama 35]

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back up, girlfriend. I got glitter and I ain't afraid to use it

Oh, so now you're threatening me? Hmmm...I think that's a banable offense!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[futuredivot 0]

It ain't a threat sister-You know I'll do it

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[windcatcher 0]

You can't lick the inside of a beer can/bottle

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[Stuntbabex 0]

Women dont give you a case of the nasty farts the next day.

[kbordson 8]

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Women dont give you a case of the nasty farts the next day.

But... most guys don't think that's a bad point. In fact, if their jumping, it's a GREAT point FOR the beer.

[Stuntbabex 0]

I particularly hate it. Especially in the plane.

[FreeflyChile 0]

A woman can bring you a beer.

Best of both worlds.

[millertime24 8]

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21. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday.

I can. The Class 6 is open 24-7. I can go in there at 3am on Christmas day and buy a bottle of liquor if I please.

Muff #5048

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Now THAT is the true definition of freedom! :)

Beer at 6am on X-mas sunday!

Living in Minnesnowta, we don't have the luxury, we cant even buy beer or wine or hard stuff after 10pm any night.

Thank (insert your favorite deity here) for beautiful blond norwegian women! :)

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---