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I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. :S

First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo?:P


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And man invented a bazillion toys and machines for you. What were WE thinking?



Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know...:P

I was thinking there would be more of a list... :P


Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!

:)

I am surprised I am at the top of the list...I would have thought it would be Turtle...:P:D
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I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. :S

First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo?:P


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And man invented a bazillion toys and machines for you. What were WE thinking?



Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know...:P

I was thinking there would be more of a list... :P


Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!

:)


I am surprised I am at the top of the list...I would have thought it would be Turtle...:P:D

BAH . . . My mind does not delve into the dirty thought area anywhere NEAR the amount of time that yours does.:o


Although, I think we do have the appreciation of a really nice set of fun bags in common.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. :S

First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo?:P


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And man invented a bazillion toys and machines for you. What were WE thinking?



Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know...:P

I was thinking there would be more of a list... :P


Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!

:)


I am surprised I am at the top of the list...I would have thought it would be Turtle...:P:D

I think it's because you think naughty thoughts! ;)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. :S

First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo?:P


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And man invented a bazillion toys and machines for you. What were WE thinking?



Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know...:P

I was thinking there would be more of a list... :P


Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!

:)


I am surprised I am at the top of the list...I would have thought it would be Turtle...:P:D


I think it's because you think naughty thoughts! ;)

See.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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internet porn is so cheesy though :P I prefer a good flick like "Pirates" vs "Fucking Best Friend's Mom"



pirates 2 premiered two weekends ago. my wife's cousin works for digital playground and invited us to go to the premier and walk the red carpet with all the stars, but unfortunately we couldn't find a babysitter.


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internet porn is so cheesy though :P I prefer a good flick like "Pirates" vs "Fucking Best Friend's Mom"



pirates 2 premiered two weekends ago. my wife's cousin works for digital playground and invited us to go to the premier and walk the red carpet with all the stars, but unfortunately we couldn't find a babysitter.


I am envious :o That's cool. Is Jesse Jane in that one too or is it a whole new cast?
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she's in it, she's their huge money-maker, or "cash cow". there's a trailer on youtube, just google it and it will come up. you can also go to piratesxxx.com and check it out. i would put in links, but i don't think we're supposed to link to porn sites. i'm looking forward to getting my copy. it may push me over the edge into buying a blu-ray player.


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You say that like it's a bad thing. :P

Everyone has a dry spell now and then!

:)



But they (ladies only) don't have to. That's what I'm for. You must not have gotten my memo (in tshirt form).


Does this go back to the 3 straight days of banging (with no video) thread for reference?
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I figured. She came to Fairvilla in Orlando for an autograph signing last year or something. Dude if you are going to invest into Blu Ray just get a PS3...kills two birds with one stone and I believe is the cheapest blu ray player on the market anyways.
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I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. :S

First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo?:P


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And man invented a bazillion toys and machines for you. What were WE thinking?



Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know...:P

I was thinking there would be more of a list... :P


Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!

:)


I am surprised I am at the top of the list...I would have thought it would be Turtle...:P:D


I think it's because you think naughty thoughts! ;)

I can't help the naughty thoughts ....

they just happen :)
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. :S

First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo?:P


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And man invented a bazillion toys and machines for you. What were WE thinking?



Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know...:P

I was thinking there would be more of a list... :P


Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!

:)


I am surprised I am at the top of the list...I would have thought it would be Turtle...:P:D


I think it's because you think naughty thoughts! ;)


I can't help the naughty thoughts ....

they just happen :)

Is that like having one too many tequila shots, waking up the next morning in nothing but a sombrero, at some random person's house three days later just happening?
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I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. :S

First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo?:P


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And man invented a bazillion toys and machines for you. What were WE thinking?



Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know...:P

I was thinking there would be more of a list... :P


Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!

:)


I am surprised I am at the top of the list...I would have thought it would be Turtle...:P:D


I think it's because you think naughty thoughts! ;)


I can't help the naughty thoughts ....

they just happen :)


Is that like having one too many tequila shots, waking up the next morning in nothing but a sombrero, at some random person's house three days later just happening?

No....

But is normal for you ?:P
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I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. :S

First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo?:P


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And man invented a bazillion toys and machines for you. What were WE thinking?



Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know...:P

I was thinking there would be more of a list... :P


Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!

:)


I am surprised I am at the top of the list...I would have thought it would be Turtle...:P:D


I think it's because you think naughty thoughts! ;)


I can't help the naughty thoughts ....

they just happen :)


Is that like having one too many tequila shots, waking up the next morning in nothing but a sombrero, at some random person's house three days later just happening?


No....

But is normal for you ?:P

No...of course not:)...this is just a "what if" scenario...:D
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You say that like it's a bad thing. :P

Everyone has a dry spell now and then!

:)



But they (ladies only) don't have to. That's what I'm for. You must not have gotten my memo (in tshirt form).


Does this go back to the 3 straight days of banging (with no video) thread for reference?


indeed, it does.

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It's been almost two years. Add me to the list. :(


Is this a NJ thing? :P The 2 of the 3 "horny females list" are NJ chicks. Hmmmm.....

I haven't had any since I went to Mexico in January or Las Vegas in March (it probably didn't happen in Vegas because I was sooooooooooo sick the entire trip). You know it's been a long time when you can't even fucking remember it. :P

But I'm confident my dry spell is about to end. :):o:):$
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The thread is bogus because [Announcer Echo] Divot's Truisms of the Fairer Sex [/Announcer Echo]
1. There are women who don'g get laid. There are women who won't get laid. There are no women who can't get laid.
2.When a woman thinks she's horny, she has reached a level of arousal and desire of about 1/3 that of a man who is taking a nap after a blowjob.
You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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The thread is bogus because [Announcer Echo] Divot's Truisms of the Fairer Sex [/Announcer Echo]
1. There are women who don'g get laid. There are women who won't get laid. There are no women who can't get laid.
2.When a woman thinks she's horny, she has reached a level of arousal and desire of about 1/3 that of a man who is taking a nap after a blowjob.



Then I guess I fall under the "won't get laid" statement because I just don't bang a dude to just get banged. I gotta do all the feelings stuff, too.

But, that's just me. :|
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