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How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor.



It looks like he's a Cadet Second Lieutenant in ROTC.
Are they considered deadly weapons at that point?



I think the one dressed as the bride is pretty deadly.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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Well, I guess the bright side of things is the bridesmaids could totally wear those dresses again. :P

(At least the chicks will get this one!)



Yeah as long as the beeper still works when they back up
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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Let's look on the positive side.
With all those skin folds that dude has a lifetime supply of cream cheese.
“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

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Let's look on the positive side.
With all those skin folds that dude has a lifetime supply of cream cheese.



What do you call a fat woman with yeast infection? Whopper with cheese!
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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