Blonde Joke

[guppie01 0]

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.
She has the Title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire.'

'What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

The blonde replies, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'

Finally...... a smart blonde joke.

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[Remster 24]

Well, she wasnt that smart.

On the way to New York, she was sitting in Business, but decided to seat herself in First soon after the plane took off. The attendant saw her, and asked her for her boarding pass, and confirmed she was supposed to be back in Business. The Blonde replied: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm staying right here in this seat!"

So the attendant goes to the cockpit, and tells the pilot and co-pilot about the situation. The co-pilot figures he can handle it, and goes to talk to her. He tells her to move back to the seat she payed for, to which the bonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm staying right here in this seat!"

By that point, the crew is getting fed up with her... The co-pilot goes back to the cockpit, explain whats going on to the pilot, and asks him to contact the police in New York to teach her a lesson. But the pilot replies "you say she's a blonde? I'm married to one.. let me handle this"

He goes back, has a quiet chat with her, and then she gets up and moves back to her seat. The co-pilot and attendant cant beleive it, so they ask him what he told her. "It was easy... I told her First class doesnt go to New York"

Remster

[shropshire 0]

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[guppie01 0]

Not blonde... but still found it pretty funny

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.



We should've known…...



ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[marks2065 0]

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Not blonde... but still found it pretty funny

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.



We should've known…...



ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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you sure about that? as bad as this world has become, santa needed to make only 2 or 3 stops.

[Tuna-Salad 0]

I remember a blonde joke I heard once but nobody has ever said it since then.....

You know a blonde has been using the pc lately when the joystick is wet.

Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

[turtlespeed 212]

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I remember a blonde joke I heard once but nobody has ever said it since then.....

You know a blonde has been using the pc lately when the joystick is wet.

PC's Have joy Sticks?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Yoshi 0]

kinda like... how do you know when a blond has been coloring?? the crayons are sticky

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[turtlespeed 212]

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kinda like... how do you know when a blond has been coloring?? the crayons are sticky

It's a good thing that they wear panties, otherwise their ankles would get cold.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[guppie01 0]

Another one... not a blonde, but I still got a chuckle out of it

Frozen Skunk

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
Asks her husband to stop the car..

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm,

And let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'OK, Get in the car with it.'

The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'

'But what about the smell?' said the wife.

'Just hold its little nose.'

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene..

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[Cari 0]

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I remember a blonde joke I heard once but nobody has ever said it since then.....

You know a blonde has been using the pc lately when the joystick is wet.

PC's Have joy Sticks?

ATARI 2600 is the last joystick I used. I was the queen of Ms. Pacman.

[skyjumpenfool 2]

Three blonde nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

[blacklabjumper 0]

Blonde Joke- Did anyone hear about the new Blonde color house paint developed by Sherwin Williams? It's not too bright but it spreads real easy!

Rodriguez Brother #1626
Dudiest Skydiver #1962
DPH #-2

[kallend 1,672]

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I remember a blonde joke I heard once but nobody has ever said it since then.....

You know a blonde has been using the pc lately when the joystick is wet.

PC's Have joy Sticks?

ATARI 2600 is the last joystick I used. I was the queen of Ms. Pacman.

Ha - cheap hobby you have! I was using one within the last month.

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