Tuna-Salad 0 #26 December 18, 2008 Quote It all depends on location. Your mom keeps changing her prices Yeah I've been meaning to have a talk with her about that.. Several dz.commers have gotten pretty angry about it. She doesn't honor rebates anymore either. I blame the economy.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #27 December 18, 2008 QuoteQuoteShould I worry about the crabs massing together and carrying me away too? Hmmm.. $25 When I think of all the jump tickets I could of bought..... Dude, don't do it! There's gotta be a ton of chicks that wanna bang a skydiver dude, right? I mean for free, of course! You could be right.. if Virgin Burner can get laid... the possibilities for those of us who are normal.. are endless.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #28 December 18, 2008 $19.99 in north east ohio, but that doesn't include the antibiotics.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #29 December 18, 2008 Planning a road trip?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #30 December 18, 2008 For the $19.99 in Ohio.. maybe so...Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 December 18, 2008 Quote After all, the old dinner and a movie might also be interpreted as a barter. That works if "dinner and a movie" means nine shots of tequila and some porn on tv. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #32 December 18, 2008 A buddy of mine started driving a cab on the 5pm-5am shift. Of course, after the bars close and he drops off the last drunks, the only ones calling for cabs are the strippers leaving the clubs, and the call-girls or the massage parlor girls. He takes the call girls to the johns' houses then picks them up a couple of hours later to take them to the next appointment...so he has time to hear the details of their work....most of the girls have regularly scheduled appointments and after a few weeks of driving them around, he already knows which address they are going to most times. He knows all the latest prices for every act so Tuna since you live in tampa, send me a PM and I can get prices for ya....which deviant act were you wanting to price out?mp "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #33 December 18, 2008 I have never had any interest in hookers. Most of them are like described earlier in here, meth or crackheads and never good looking. If you want a good time, there's some high priced call girls in NYC you could have a night with for a few thousand dollars, or go to one of the legal brothels in Nevada where they supposedly take care of themselves health-wise. Then again, I'm just guessing here."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #34 December 18, 2008 I'm not willing to spend more on a hooker than what a jump ticket would cost. I will just bring a fully encapsulated bio suit and use a hefty sack instead of a rubber. Now I need to think of a deviant act so I can contact marcandalysseMillions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #35 December 18, 2008 Quote 2 rocks. NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyejhWpEFtY Dude... wrong thread... this should be in billys thread.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #36 December 18, 2008 QuoteI have never had any interest in hookers Billy, you getting a hooker is like me getting a unicycle-it don't matter what it costs if you're not sure how to ride it.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #37 December 18, 2008 I dont know but its got to be cheaper than an ex wife. Your not paying for sex with a hooker, your paying so they leave when its doneSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #38 December 18, 2008 Quote Quote I have never had any interest in hookers Billy, you getting a hooker an audio tape is like me getting a unicycle slim-fast... it don't matter what it costs if you're not sure how to use it. Fixed it for yaSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #39 December 18, 2008 I'm glad I already didn't like you-saved me the hassle of changing my mind. Fucker You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #40 December 18, 2008 Quote I'm glad I already didn't like you-saved me the hassle of changing my mind. Fucker I do it because I care... I woudn't want you to hurt youself.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #41 December 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I have never had any interest in hookers Billy, you getting a hooker an audio tape is like me getting a unicycle slim-fast... it don't matter what it costs if you're not sure how to use it. Fixed it for ya TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #42 December 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I have never had any interest in hookers Billy, you getting a hooker an audio tape is like me getting a unicycle slim-fast... it don't matter what it costs if you're not sure how to use it. Fixed it for ya I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #43 December 18, 2008 Quote Looks like we uncovered yet another limit to our friendshipYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #44 December 18, 2008 QuoteThis figure is excluding all applicable fees and taxes. How much would a divorce cost you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #45 December 18, 2008 Quote Quote This figure is excluding all applicable fees and taxes. How much would a divorce cost you? HalfSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #46 December 18, 2008 Quote Quote Looks like we uncovered yet another limit to our friendship TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #47 December 18, 2008 Quote This figure is excluding all applicable fees and taxes. Some of us can't or shouldn't answer that question without the ability to post "Anonymous Coward" It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #48 December 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I have never had any interest in hookers Billy, you getting a hooker an audio tape is like me getting a unicycle slim-fast... it don't matter what it costs if you're not sure how to use it. Fixed it for ya That does work a lot better. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #49 December 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote I have never had any interest in hookers Billy, you getting a hooker an audio tape is like me getting a unicycle slim-fast... it don't matter what it costs if you're not sure how to use it. Fixed it for ya That does work a lot better. I hear that.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #50 December 19, 2008 This weeks talent in Orlando... clicky for pics I am theorizing that the one on the left is a woman because of her name. The jury is still out on the species of picture 3. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
