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masturbation: how much is too much?



When climaxing if the only thing that comes out is air... you probably should cut back.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Why is the sky blue?

Why do baseball players grab their crotch every opportunity they get?



Those two are actually related and cyclical. Before baseball the sky used to be orange. For some reason baseball players thought the orange sky was bad for their balls so they'd constantly shift and cover them. This released massive amounts of ball sweat moisture which made the sky start to turn blue. The ball players feared the blue even more so they shifted and covered their balls more which made the sky even bluer.

This is one reason why the sky always seems bluest at a baseball game.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Why is the sky blue?

Why do baseball players grab their crotch every opportunity they get?



Those two are actually related and cyclical. Before baseball the sky used to be orange. For some reason baseball players thought the orange sky was bad for their balls so they'd constantly shift and cover them. This released massive amounts of ball sweat moisture which made the sky start to turn blue. The ball players feared the blue even more so they shifted and covered their balls more which made the sky even bluer.

This is one reason why the sky always seems bluest at a baseball game.



If it turned the sky blue, wouldn't it turn their hands blue, too?
Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here?

I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

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My tire is flat... I find a nail in it... Then, I realize the whole tire has been shredded... Discount Tire has a commercial that says "If you don't like our tires, please feel free to give it back." Can I throw their tire through the window and tell them to take it back? Will I get arrested? The old lady in the commercial had no problems, and they said "thank you" to her...

I AM SO PISSED!!! >:(



Breaking thie window is not the way. If you have a shredded tire the proper method is to take it off, fill with animal or human waste, cover with gas, set on fire and then roll it into the store. They will give you a full refund AND 4 new tires.

You will not get arrested, but even if you did I know you've got friends on the force.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Why is the sky blue?

Why do baseball players grab their crotch every opportunity they get?



Those two are actually related and cyclical. Before baseball the sky used to be orange. For some reason baseball players thought the orange sky was bad for their balls so they'd constantly shift and cover them. This released massive amounts of ball sweat moisture which made the sky start to turn blue. The ball players feared the blue even more so they shifted and covered their balls more which made the sky even bluer.

This is one reason why the sky always seems bluest at a baseball game.



If it turned the sky blue, wouldn't it turn their hands blue, too?



No. The ball sweat molecules only react with the water vapor in the air. The pH of their hands also negates any color changes.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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while doing my chores just got to wondering:

if you use: a vacuum to vaccum, a mop to mop, a hammer to hammer, a saw to saw, a rake to rake, a drill to drill

why do you use a broom to sweep?
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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while doing my chores just got to wondering:

if you use: a vacuum to vaccum, a mop to mop, a hammer to hammer, a saw to saw, a rake to rake, a drill to drill

why do you use a broom to sweep?



Broom? What do you need that for? Ya got a vacuum. For outside just get a shop vac.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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will the weather in hinckley be nice enough for me to jump tomorrow and monday?



There's a high pressure system moving in and the jet stream is...

Ya know, just go here: http://weather.com

(Grumble) Lazy bastard (Grumble)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
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why is it that everytime i have a tarot reading the "devil" card is uncovered?

why is it a billion degrees in iraq?

what kind of sounds does a ninja make?

how many redbulls can someone drink before inducing cardiovascular shock?



1. Cuz your a li'l devil. Tarot is smart.

2. It only feel like a billion. Only supposed to be 106 today.

3. Ninjas make no sound until they kill everyone. Then they yodel.

4. More if you mix them with Vodka.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
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will the weather in hinckley be nice enough for me to jump tomorrow and monday?



There's a high pressure system moving in and the jet stream is...

Ya know, just go here: http://weather.com

(Grumble) Lazy bastard (Grumble)



its true, i ama lazy bastard
Bear Down Chicago Bears!
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson

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I want to know why when the first car at an intersection turns right on red at a light, sometimes the bozo in the second car will not move up but just sit there, an entire car length away from the light until it changes? I also want to know why that bozo always has to be in front of me when I am running late?

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while doing my chores just got to wondering:

if you use: a vacuum to vaccum, a mop to mop, a hammer to hammer, a saw to saw, a rake to rake, a drill to drill

why do you use a broom to sweep?



Actually - you can't use a vacuum to vacuum - vacuums are empty.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Why are men dumb, and make themselves even dumber when women are involved?



Some people think it's the two heads and not enough blood for both problem, but that's not the case.

It's the trying to do stupid things to impress women that makes us dumber. Either that or having good intentions that just get hosed up and make us look stupider.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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