d_squared431 0 #76 February 12, 2009 Never higher a moving company. Always find a way to move it yourself or sell it all and buy all new things.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #77 February 12, 2009 Places where forest has just been chopped down do not make good landing areas for parachitists, even if they look nice and smooth from the air. If you have an ear/throat/similar infection, just see the doctor straight away and don't wait for two weeks for it to go away by itself. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #78 February 12, 2009 Light the match, THEN turn on the gas.http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #79 February 12, 2009 My wife learned this last weekend that you shouldn't light the wood stove and then leave the butane lighter on top of it. Eventually, it explodes! We've been picking lighter parts out of our living room all week. Jump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #80 February 12, 2009 Quote My wife learned this last weekend that you shouldn't light the wood stove and then leave the butane lighter on top of it. Eventually, it explodes! We've been picking lighter parts out of our living room all week. That's funny! I once threw a loaded lighter into a roaring fire in the fireplace and shut the glass doors. BOOM! No damage but my wife was PISSED. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #81 February 12, 2009 Never let a man cum on your face and get cum in your eye.-It stings really bad!do not learn to snowboard without a helmet on. The back of my head is still ringing from trying to learn to use my toe edge.do not kneel with ice skates on and lean your butt too far backnever grab the sow fence when reaching for one of her piggies. ( found that out the hard way) Never jump off a roof when you are stoned with sandels on. ( broke the lower jaw in 1/2) I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #82 February 13, 2009 Not my lesson, but this was too funny, and this seemed like the right place to post it DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES! A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children. Keep all flip phones out of the reach of children. If it prevents even one injury to an innocent child, it will have been worth it. Think of the children!Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #83 February 13, 2009 Uh .. wendy.. you may want to get rid of that.... seriously... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
