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I know!!! I mean, I could understand a sex sheep, but this is just disgusting!!!



Sheep have many practical uses.

We attempted a 5-way inflatable sheep jump
in Clewiston at the Everglades Boogie this year.

We were in the restaurant the next morning and
I just started to talk about the jump when I remembered
where I was. :D

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I know!!! I mean, I could understand a sex sheep, but this is just disgusting!!!



Sheep have many practical uses.

We attempted a 5-way inflatable sheep jump
in Clewiston at the Everglades Boogie this year.

We were in the restaurant the next morning and
I just started to talk about the jump when I remembered
where I was. :D


So you talked louder so all could hear? ;)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Now if I can think of something creative they might like or might not get for themselves, I usually go for it.



doggie toys

This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today.


A sex toy for your dog (I think).

It is under a link for
Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products >

Sports and Entertainment ?

I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog.

On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one.
:D (Or they won't mention it.)


This is not just wrong, it is BILLY VANCE wrong!
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

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This is not just wrong, it is BILLY VANCE wrong!



In most instances that I can think of, yes.

Is this a plastic dog for your real dog?
Is the "plug" to use on your real dog? ...or a person?

Is the dog for a person to use?

The possibilities are myriad, and getting worse
as I come up with them.
:o

I am content to know that there are still people out
there who are sicker than I am (and I am not pointing
fingers at you-know-who).

:ph34r:

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This is not just wrong, it is BILLY VANCE wrong!



In most instances that I can think of, yes.

Is this a plastic dog for your real dog?
Is the "plug" to use on your real dog? ...or a person?

Is the dog for a person to use?

The possibilities are myriad, and getting worse
as I come up with them.
:o

I am content to know that there are still people out
there who are sicker than I am (and I am not pointing
fingers at you-know-who).

:ph34r:



Completely understand where you are coming from, I am just afraid I will have terrible dreams about the dog tonight. [:/]
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

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I cannot believe they actually have fuck toys for dogs! :D:D:D My college roommate's dog at his dad's home used to just hump an old bunched up rug. If you have to get a fuck toy for your dog, he has got to be a fucking loser. But hey, anything to keep the puppy population down! :ph34r:

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