jumpingjunkie81 0 #26 March 17, 2009 I have a hangover so your day is already better than mine! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #27 March 17, 2009 Quote Quote I feel for you. Went to sit down with a cup of coffee at work once and just managed to drop the whole lot into my lap. Luckily it wasn't quite scalding, but it was one of those how did that just happen? moments. I had nothing to change into, no stores nearby to buy new trousers and no real way of cleaning up properly, so I just had to go home again. Unfortunately I hadn't driven in that day so I had to sit on the tube, still quite damp and issuing a distinctly cappucino smell. i am in a doctors office so there are gown tops here but I think my manager would frown if i wore just a gown and my butt was hanging out... If I was your manager, I guarandamntee that I'd be all smiles if you did that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #28 March 17, 2009 Silly girl wear two gowns. One forward and one backward.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #29 March 17, 2009 Quote Silly girl wear two gowns. One forward and one backward. Did I mention they are paper gowns and rip easy? Dont think wearing two would work to well....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #30 March 17, 2009 QuoteDid I mention they are paper gowns and rip easy? This thread is starting to look like a pitch for a sex comedy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #31 March 17, 2009 Quote I feel for ya. For the third day in a row, my brother has brought his sick kids to work for me to take care of them. Yesterday, I gave my nephew some cereal. He spilled it all over himself, the chair and the floor. I sent him to the bathtub to clean up, and come to find out that he had pooped in his underwear. I didn't know what to clean up first! Today, my niece is here with a horrid cough. I've banned her from coming into my office to use the computer next to me. I will probably forever be known as the "mean" aunt now. I don't care, I have plans this weekend and snotty-nosed kids are not going to ruin it! The first questiopn that comes to mind is; 1st Q: Where is the mother of these kids. Then the next obvious question is : 2nd Q: Why is it your responsibility to take care of them now?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #32 March 17, 2009 Third question-Don't you own duct tape?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #33 March 17, 2009 Quote Third question-Don't you own duct tape? Not everything can be fixed with duct tape and tie wraps....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #34 March 17, 2009 Quote Not everything can be fixed with duct tape and tie wraps... But most things involving women and children that don't mind can beYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #35 March 17, 2009 Quote Quote Third question-Don't you own duct tape? Not everything can be fixed with duct tape and tie wraps.... Bullshit. Prove me wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #36 March 17, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Third question-Don't you own duct tape? Not everything can be fixed with duct tape and tie wraps.... Bullshit. Prove me wrong. That should be easy to do.... you are a man after all.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #37 March 17, 2009 QuoteWhere is the mother of these kids. At work. QuoteWhy is it your responsibility to take care of them now? It's a family company and I work out of my parent's house. Basically, my boss (Dad) tells me I'm watching the kids. Me watching the kids makes it so my brother can be on our jobs. If they'd just thank me every once in awhile, it'd be nice!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #38 March 17, 2009 Yesterday was F'D up to the nth degree and today isn't looking much better.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #39 March 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Third question-Don't you own duct tape? Not everything can be fixed with duct tape and tie wraps.... Bullshit. Prove me wrong. That should be easy to do.... you are a man after all..... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
