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Really bored, making craig's list ad.

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You guys are incorrigible ... but I love anyway :P.

Note to self: don't share personal stories on dorkzone.com ... dorks there don't appreciate it :| ...

O



Of course they do or they wouldn't post at all!
Kim Mills
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You guys are incorrigible ... but I love anyway :P.

Note to self: don't share personal stories on dorkzone.com ... dorks there don't appreciate it :| ...

O



Oh don't take it personally Oly. I've never met you, but with your personality, and judging by your avatar, that tool really threw away something special! Good luck trudging through the dumbass dogs out there. (There's lots of us.)

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Add something to the ad about a really odd physical feature like "Hairy toes are a plus!" or "If you have those wired stubby midget-like thumbs, I like that!"

And definately say something about cooking so you seem even more chauvinistic.


"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!

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*Note to self... Don't ask O for a 3some till the second date ;)



Perhaps we should start a thread of notes to self about O.

Dont ask her for a 3some till the second date.
Dont stay in her house over night.

What else do we have?

:D
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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*Note to self... Don't ask O for a 3some till the second date ;)



Perhaps we should start a thread of notes to self about O.

Dont ask her for a 3some till the second date.
Dont stay in her house over night.

What else do we have?

:D


Hey ... behave ... or I'll spank you :P ...

Wait ... you might like that B| ...

O

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*Note to self... Don't ask O for a 3some till the second date ;)



Perhaps we should start a thread of notes to self about O.

Dont ask her for a 3some till the second date.
Dont stay in her house over night.

What else do we have?

:D


Hey ... behave ... or I'll spank you :P ...

Wait ... you might like that B| ...

O


Would you feel better if I said 'stop... no, please, dont spank me!'...

:-P
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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