mtbriles 0 #1 July 27, 2009 How often do you masturbate? Feel free to elaborate and specifics are welcome. Have fun with this one BrilesWhy not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 July 27, 2009 i voted never!After I tried it once I went blind,and now I'm tripping over the hair from the palm of my handBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #3 July 27, 2009 Man I beat my dick like it owes me money! If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 July 27, 2009 Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #5 July 27, 2009 Masturbation....... "Sex with someone you truly love the way you like it done". The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #6 July 27, 2009 Do sheep count as masturbationBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #7 July 27, 2009 Quote Man I beat my dick like it owes me money! hahaha dont hurt it!!!!!Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #8 July 27, 2009 Quote Do sheep count as masturbationBry Fuck you Bry!!!Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #9 July 27, 2009 Now that's not masturbationAnd if you had me you'd be throwing stones at your girlfriendBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rapter 0 #10 July 27, 2009 That's alittle gay, I'm a guy, I'd be playing with a guy, So it's alittle gay,......... Only the good die young, so I have found immortality, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #11 July 27, 2009 Quote Now that's not masturbationAnd if you had me you'd be throwing stones at your girlfriendBry Cant wait to show her this post shes gona love you for sure now!Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #12 July 27, 2009 QuoteThat's alittle gay, I'm a guy, I'd be playing with a guy, So it's alittle gay,......... "everyones gay to some extent..." Ron WhiteWhy not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #13 July 27, 2009 where is the vote for multiple times daily???Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #14 July 27, 2009 Someone has to make me happy.....My damn wife sure isn't Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #15 July 27, 2009 Quote It's A Rough Life Livin' The Dream!!! Drink, Fuck Masturbate, Skydive!!! Fixed your tag lineNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #16 July 27, 2009 Quote Quote It's A Rough Life Livin' The Dream!!! Drink, Fuck Masturbate, Skydive!!! Fixed your tag line should be more like Masturbate,drink,masturbate,fuck,masturbaet,skydive,maturbate...... masturbateHave you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #17 July 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote It's A Rough Life Livin' The Dream!!! Drink, Fuck Masturbate, Skydive!!! Fixed your tag line should be more like Masturbate,drink,masturbate,fuck,masturbaet,skydive,maturbate...... masturbate ahhhhhh life...Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #18 July 27, 2009 Yeah, there should be an option for multiple times in a day. I'm not working right now, get bored and....well, it don't cost nothin'. Besides, no one can touch me like I can touch myself."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #19 July 27, 2009 .... Clicky (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #20 July 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote It's A Rough Life Livin' The Dream!!! Drink, Fuck Masturbate, Skydive!!! Fixed your tag line should be more like Masturbate,drink,masturbate,fuck,masturbaet,skydive,maturbate...... masturbate Unless its my tag line........Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #21 July 27, 2009 Too often ... if I told you, you wouldn't believe me ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #22 July 27, 2009 Quote Too often ... if I told you, you wouldn't believe me ... A lot of batteries in someones drawer!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #23 July 27, 2009 C'mon tell us...c'mon...c'mon....Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #24 July 27, 2009 Quote C'mon tell us...c'mon...c'mon.... You know Olympia is having a great day when you drive by her house and she has a set of jumper cables going through the bedroom window.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #25 July 27, 2009 Quote Quote Too often ... if I told you, you wouldn't believe me ... A lot of batteries in someones drawer! ran out of them on Friday ... I was so pissed. Over the weekend I went to Walmart and bought the biggest packasge of AA batteries they got ... a few dozens of them ... should last me a while ... High sex drive is the only thing that sucks about being single ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
