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banesanura

The very offensive "no offense" thread.

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I'll start off.

No offense but you are really annoying.



No offence - but do you really think you are that important?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I'll start off.

No offense but you are really annoying.



No offence - but do you really think you are that important?



No offense - but you spelled Offense incorrectly.
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
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No offense, but:

banesuara - You're a dirty dirty whore.

turtlespeed - Likewise.

Heatmiser - Who the fuck are you?

Pokerstar - You can't land in trees for shit.

and I mean no offense.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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No offense, but......who the fuck are YOU?:P....no. seriously. Haven't been introduced. I.....am Pinkee. or Joe. or Asshole. Never late for dinner. sooooo.....who are you?:)

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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No offense, but if we were the last two people on earth, I would quite happily let our species become extinct.
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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No offense, but I probably have a better chance of scoring with her than you do :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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I'll start off.

No offense but you are really annoying.



No offence - but do you really think you are that important?


No offense - but you spelled Offense incorrectly.


No offence but Offence is spelt correctly- Offense is American English :)
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No offense but no one with out labia's isn't invited! Wait...maybe if they have a super small penis penetration isn't possible then it's okay, because technically...its not sex.



No offense but that's a double negative so you and Nataly aren't invited so there is no party for the 3 of us. :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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