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BillyVance

Morning woody + running shits = a royal pain in the ass!!!

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Is that all you people got? I expected better. :|:P

Basically, some virus got in me and fucked up my bowels and appetite. I'm down 8 lbs in the last 5 days. But at least I'm drinking plenty of fluids. It was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat and make sure it was aimed into the bowl so that nothing got out.

I hate explosive diarrhea. B| Always have to take a shower each time. :|

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Is that all you people got? I expected better. :|:P

Basically, some virus got in me and fucked up my bowels and appetite. I'm down 8 lbs in the last 5 days. But at least I'm drinking plenty of fluids. It was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat and make sure it was aimed into the bowl so that nothing got out.

I hate explosive diarrhea. B| Always have to take a shower each time. :|




....so piss in the shower. Problem solved.
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Is that all you people got? I expected better. :|:P

Basically, some virus got in me and fucked up my bowels and appetite. I'm down 8 lbs in the last 5 days. But at least I'm drinking plenty of fluids. It was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat and make sure it was aimed into the bowl so that nothing got out.

I hate explosive diarrhea. B| Always have to take a shower each time. :|



Note to self - don't read anything this guy posts while I am attempting to eat lunch....
Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

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Is that all you people got? I expected better. :|:P

Basically, some virus got in me and fucked up my bowels and appetite. I'm down 8 lbs in the last 5 days. But at least I'm drinking plenty of fluids. It was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat and make sure it was aimed into the bowl so that nothing got out.

I hate explosive diarrhea. B| Always have to take a shower each time. :|



Just spread your cheeks farther apart as you sit down.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hmm, reminds me of this Shemale I used to know. I'll just say it got messy:ph34r::D:D



Sphinkter nonclositupus?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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It was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat




Did you try taking it out of your mouth first?



Pssshwah - What do you think was plugging up his starfish?!!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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