MrCat 0 #226 October 16, 2009 Is that an Uzi?Jump more, post less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #227 October 16, 2009 'You don't have one!' 'What? I'm a woman - I'm not supposed to have one.' 'No, I don't mean one of those - I mean, you don't have a clitoris! There's no clitoris here!' 'Are you sure?' 'Of course I'm sure. Here, take a look.' 'Well I'll be damned!' 'It's no wonder you hear no bells, you have no tinkler!' '[crying] Thats not funny.' 'Oh, now, now Miss Lovelace, please, try to, try to compose yourself, and tell me - when you get laid, well that is, when you have sexual intercourse, um, what excites you the most?' '[crying] Giving head.' 'Thats weird. Where do you feel it?' '[sobbing]' 'Where?' 'You'll laugh.' 'No, no Miss Lovelace. I won't laugh.' 'I get excited ..... here.' '[roaring laughter] Oh, Miss Lovelace. Let me have a look at you. Open your mouth wide. Open wider. Wider. Ahh. Ahh. Ahh. Oh, well there it is! You little bugger! There it is!' 'What?' 'Your clitoris - its down inside of your throat!' '[crying]' 'Now now Miss Lovelace - this having your clitoris down in the bottom of your throat is better than having no clitoris at all!'scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #228 October 16, 2009 "I've been up all night eating swedish meatballs, woooahhhhh!!" - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane -“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #229 October 16, 2009 "I shot an arrow in the air, she fell to earth in Berkeley Square" BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #230 October 16, 2009 "How much for just ONE rib"......."You got change for a hunnerd?" 5 points to the one who can guess the correct film. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #231 October 16, 2009 Good hair???? Chris Rock.... Just guessing here....“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #232 October 16, 2009 Right guy, wrong movie. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
