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LuckyMcSwervy

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I don't care what ya got... just bring it. Please... [:/]


So I have this new theory on women, it involves shoes, hats, the Life Time Network and whipped cream!

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Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I'm an asshole. Just ask skymama...



I was going to post something about you too.


Mcswervy, Just try to picture billy using a chainsaw.....:D
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I'm an asshole. Just ask skymama...



I was going to post something about you too.


Mcswervy, Just try to picture billy using a chainsaw.....:D


Especially the one from 8 years ago, when I fucked up felling one of the really big pine trees, almost 3 feet in diameter. When I got the cuts deep enough, I heard a loud POP then backed up to watch it fall, but the goddamn trunk actually twisted 90 degrees and the top of the tree made a beeline to the corner of the garage roof! Shoulda seen the look on my face when it hit. Ripped the gutter right off! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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If you had sex with siamese twins would it still be considered a 3-some if only one unit is involved..
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No, because the non-involved one would be saying "would you hurry the fuck up and get it over with? I'm trying to sleep, goddamn it!" :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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If you had sex with siamese twins would it still be considered a 3-some if only one unit is involved..
:S



No, because the non-involved one would be saying "would you hurry the fuck up and get it over with? I'm trying to sleep, goddamn it!" :D


But what it the siamese twins were men, had 2 heads but shared an asshole? Hmmmm..... that would suck. :o
Always be kinder than you feel.

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If you had sex with siamese twins would it still be considered a 3-some if only one unit is involved..
:S



No, because the non-involved one would be saying "would you hurry the fuck up and get it over with? I'm trying to sleep, goddamn it!" :D


But what it the siamese twins were men, had 2 heads but shared an asshole? Hmmmm..... that would suck. :o


I can see them arguing "you farted! I did not, you did!" :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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When a single woman comes home she goes to see what's in the fridge, then goes to bed.

A married woman comes home, sees what's in bed, then goes to the fridge.



Depending on what she finds in bed, she might be going for the frying pan or steak knife! :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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