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The_Don

How can you tell when a spider wants to f*ck?

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That was funny as shit. But hey, if that little fucker had any brains at all, he'd just grab the bitch from behind and have his way with her right there and then. :S:D

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Damn...wish I had known that the last time I wanted to fuck a spider...it turned me down flat![:/]



Even spiders have a limit to who they'll let fuck em! Don't feel bad. I've been turned down by near every spider I've hit on. Next time, try a brown recluse. Lonely and easy... however, be careful, dem bitches are biters>:(
"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

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Sounded to me that he was just telling her to get her ass in the kitchen and make him a sammich and bring him a beer!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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