Why I'm having trouble reading dz.com

[faulknerwn 37]

Frigging animals ;-)

[hcsvader 1]

But he wants to play

My cat has figured out how to knock on my bedroom door. The door is loose in the latch so if she rubs up against it, it makes a bang. She'll do this in the morning until I get up and feed her.

Its really funny if I yell shut up kitty, she'll start meowing excitedly because she knows i am awake

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[AggieDave 6]

iCat?

Play the distressed kitten sound and watch your cats FREAK OUT. I do it every few months to mine.

http://kessels.biz/CatSounds/DistressedKitten.wav

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[hcsvader 1]

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iCat?

Play the distressed kitten sound and watch your cats FREAK OUT. I do it every few months to mine.

http://kessels.biz/CatSounds/DistressedKitten.wav

my cat just about tore my speakers apart trying to figure that one out

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[AggieDave 6]

When I do it, the cats (both of them) come running into the room. They look really concerned, looking around and trying to find the kitten. After a few plays, they end up coming to me, meowing really concerned to me. They're basically saying "why are you just sitting there? Can't you hear the kitten? Its in trouble! We need to find it!"

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[hcsvader 1]

Ya the one cat, "ktty" came running out right away doing just that. "minni" didn't even get off the couch. I think she was thinking "Fuck! you brought another cat into this house?"

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[NWFlyer 2]

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My cat has figured out how to knock on my bedroom door. The door is loose in the latch so if she rubs up against it, it makes a bang. She'll do this in the morning until I get up and feed her.

There's no locking the cat out in my bedroom. It's his bed and if we're lucky, he'll let us sleep on it.

He is really good about chilling out and lying quietly throughout the night, but once I've given him an indication that I'm awake (by rolling over and opening my eyes), then it's "pay attention to me" time. Sometimes, though, "pay attention to me" means "I'm going to flop my 16-lb body across your midsection, including your bladder and what do you mean you have to pee I'm comfortable here."

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[hcsvader 1]

lol that's why I don't let my cats in my room.

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[Gene03 0]

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Frigging animals ;-)

It's got to be the Mac, what else could it be?????

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[Shell666 0]

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Frigging animals ;-)

It's got to be the Mac, what else could it be?????

Maybe it's the Artificial Tears NEXT to the cat!

'Shell

[shropshire 0]

Get a track-pad instead of a mouse

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[PLFXpert 0]

Looks familiar!

Sabre likes to walk back and forth in front of my monitor and finally lies down on my papers--the ones I am writing on.

Sometimes, he is more considerate, though:

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[PLFXpert 0]

Zoe' is an expert at opening doors. All of the doors in our house have pull down handles, so she knows how to jump up, hang down and launch the door open.

We have one closet with the fold-open doors and she knows just where to slip her paw under and pull out so the door opens. This is the closet where we keep the skydiving gear.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[skydiver604 0]

http://www.simonscat.com/catmando.html

gotta love cats

"The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." - Michelangelo