You know that little voice that talks to you?

[gonzalesna 0]

You should listen.

I did. I went to the casino here in Albuquerque, NM. Bet lots at the right time, bet small at the right time and it won me over $2000.

Unfortunately, I didn't listen when it told me to leave. Now I'm down $400.


SONOFABITCH!!!!

Just thought I'd throw out that friendly reminder.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[JohnMitchell 14]

That sucks.

If you're totally broke, come over tomorrow for barbecue, but you gotta keep your pants on.

[Jbag 0]

thats a new rule the mitchell's are putting out there after i showed up at there house, sorry everybody! :)

IHYD

[Niki1 1]

The voices in my head are always argueing with each other.

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

[JohnMitchell 14]

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thats a new rule the mitchell's are putting out there after i showed up at there house, sorry everybody! :)

Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out.

[stitch 0]

Your Mom ?

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Amazon 7]

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That sucks.

If you're totally broke, come over tomorrow for barbecue, but you gotta keep your pants on.

What time does the BBQ start?

[JohnMitchell 14]

Ohhh, five-ish. Come on down whenever. Might go watch Gus and Little John shoot some trap in the afternoon.

[gonzalesna 0]

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That sucks.

If you're totally broke, come over tomorrow for barbecue, but you gotta keep your pants on.

You're in Albequerque?

Not broke. Didn't play with anything I wasn't willing to lose.

I make no promises on the presence or absence of my britches.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[gonzalesna 0]

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Your Mom ?

No, that's the nagging scream coming from the other end of the phone line.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[gonzalesna 0]

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The voices in my head are always argueing with each other.

I just tell them, "Shut up or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!!!"

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[SkyBastard 0]

The voices in my head tell me that gambling is fucking stupid. i always listen to them.

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[gonzalesna 0]

Put $300 on the table today.

Walked away with $3000.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[JohnDeere 0]

Sweet! I wish i was lucky/good enough to win money.

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[gonzalesna 0]

Got bored, went back, put down $200... Left with just under $900.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[cocheese 0]

Buy an AAD before your luck runs out.

[gonzalesna 0]

Don't like AAD's.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[cocheese 0]

Buy one for me....so when i kick you in the head on exit, you can kick me in the balls later if you want.

[gonzalesna 0]

How bout I just kick you in the balls next time I see you and we call it good?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[cocheese 0]

How about you order something for skydiving the next time you get the urge to gamble. You'll come out a winner everytime. I speak from experience.

[gonzalesna 0]

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How about you order something for skydiving the next time you get the urge to gamble. You'll come out a winner everytime. I speak from experience.

I did come out a winner. I also came out up $2800

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[JohnMitchell 14]

Then get the AAD, so I don't have to chase your sorry ass some day.

See, JM and Cocheese both on ya. We must be right.

You must be really bored to be giving 'em back their money. Anything (one) else to do in that town?

[philly51 0]

The voices in my head speak Welsh and I don't understand them.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!"

[gonzalesna 0]

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Then get the AAD, so I don't have to chase your sorry ass some day.

See, JM and Cocheese both on ya. We must be right.

You must be really bored to be giving 'em back their money. Anything (one) else to do in that town?

Nope. No AAD for this guy.

Didn't give em back any money... took more from em.

Not much to do in Albuquerque at night. Bowling, but I did that the night before. Could've gone to a strip club, but why do that when I have the magic of the internet? I'm takin' a break from drinkin' for the month, so that kills the rest of the options.

All that said, I'm back in Jacksonville, NC now. Got a week till I see Albuquerque again.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[JohnMitchell 14]

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Didn't give em back any money... took more from em.

Good on ya, mate.

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I'm takin' a break from drinkin' for the month, so

Remember, it's better to be a liver than to have a liver.