wildcard451 0 #1 April 1, 2010 ...your boss notifies you that you are getting a raise on April fool's Day? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 April 1, 2010 Wait quietly for my next check and see what's thereYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,176 #3 April 1, 2010 April fool's day is my employment anniversary Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #4 April 1, 2010 Quote ...your boss notifies you that you are getting a raise on April fool's Day? Did he notify you in writing? If so its legal and binding! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #5 April 1, 2010 Quote Quote ...your boss notifies you that you are getting a raise on April fool's Day? Did he notify you in writing? If so its legal and binding! Haha, that contract is in the mail. He called me to congratulate me. I'll believe it when I see it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #6 April 1, 2010 better than telling you you are getting laid off."Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 April 1, 2010 Quote ...your boss notifies you that you are getting a raise on April fool's Day? Depends on how large it is. If it's within reason ... I'd think it was probably true. If the boss told me my salary was being doubled... I'd probably laugh. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StangMan90 0 #8 April 2, 2010 With a 10% "raise" I'd think: Finally, my pay is back to where it was before they cut it last year. May 1, 2009 - three years worth of "cost-of-living" increases were magically erased from the entire staff's payroll - the very day I returned to work after six months of recovering subsequent to a 12-day hospital stay. So in my case, I wouldn't exactly call it a raise. Joesimplify Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 April 2, 2010 Quote...your boss notifies you that you are getting a raise on April fool's Day? The same way Divot does . . . Right up the poop chute . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 April 2, 2010 Quote If the boss told me my salary was being doubled... I'd probably laugh. Naw, you're worth it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #11 April 2, 2010 Quote The same way Divot does . . . Right up the poop chute . . . Ahh, I knew I could count on someone to reply with that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,681 #12 April 2, 2010 Our college announces promotion and tenure decisions on April 1.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
