Today, I'm closer to 40 than 30. Whee!

[mdrejhon 8]

Today's that big annual day that mere mortals call a Birthday. I just realized that I'm now closer to 40 than 30.

Thank goodness I already had my mid-life crisis at age 30. 40 should be a piece of cake now!

I guess that means 4 years till POPS?

[quade 3]

Could be worse. Mid-30s is still relatively awesome. The real slide downhill doesn't happen for a few years yet.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[mrwrong 0]

Happy b-day!!!!


I'm even closer to 40 than you are

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

[headoverheels 292]

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Today's that big annual day that mere mortals call a Birthday. I just realized that I'm now closer to 40 than 30.

And you will be, for the rest of your life.

[popsjumper 2]

...well I'll be darned! So am I!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Zep 0]

Well I'm closer to sixty than fifty, I could tell you what you have to look forward too
but I decided not to depress you,

Ahh what the hell, the worst I've found is the calf and thigh muscles cramping up
whilst having vigourous sex, that is really embarassing.
waking up in the morning without a good stiffy,
Being told by the doctor that you can't eat your favourite meals
After drinking a bottle of JD you realise that your bladder muscles arn't as
strong as you thought.
On the political side you know that a few well placed tactical nuclear devices
would solve a lot of problems

On the plus side with age you get more tolarant of assholes like me

Gone fishing

[popsjumper 2]

...and that dream of the beautiful, blond, blue-eyed coed grows dimmer by the day.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Andy9o8 0]

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...and that dream of the beautiful, blond, blue-eyed coed grows dimmer by the day.

Yeh, but the MILFs get hotter. Balance in life.

http://rlv.zcache.com/warning_sign_milf_theme_tshirt-p235419551643802551sumj_400.jpg

[captain1976 0]

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I just realized that I'm now closer to 40 than 30.

I guess that means 4 years till POPS?

Mid 30's?, I think thats about half dead!

You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime

[Southern_Man 0]

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Happy b-day!!!!


I'm even closer to 40 than you are

I'm very close to 40 but it is getting farther away w/ each passing day.

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

[Andy0689 0]

No sympathy from me since I turn 40 this year. Hell, I've been wondering if I'm supposed to join POPS this year or when I turn 41. After all, it's Parachutists OVER Phorty and I'll only be 40.

Andy
I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube!

[BillyVance 34]

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No sympathy from me since I turn 40 this year. Hell, I've been wondering if I'm supposed to join POPS this year or when I turn 41. After all, it's Parachutists OVER Phorty and I'll only be 40.

I'll be 43 in August and I have been slacking on joining POPS ever since I hit 40. Main problem has been very little jumping the last few years. I'll join sometime this year.

Happy Birthday Mark!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[mdrejhon 8]

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No sympathy from me since I turn 40 this year. Hell, I've been wondering if I'm supposed to join POPS this year or when I turn 41. After all, it's Parachutists OVER Phorty and I'll only be 40.

Only if you're rounding to integers. Technically, the first tiniest amount of unit of quantum time over 35.0000000(...) years, I was already over exactly 35 and therefore, closer to exactly 40 than exactly 30. Then throw in the fact that an Earth Year actually varies (in the order of picoseconds and nanoseconds), and we occasionally do leap-second adjustments. This then all complicates the definition somewhat for the first instant.

However, once you're about a few seconds past your birthday, such calculations are irrelevant. In addition, your birthday is defined as the exact moment you were born. Exactness is up for debate, (is that when you're partially or fullly pop out of your mommy, or when the umbilical cord gets cut?)

Anyway....

You're already at least several seconds after age 40, so go ahead and try to join.

...But that's only if POPS uses floating point ages, rather than integer ages.

[skyrider 0]

Hell I forgot to join POPs at 40, so now I am waiting for SOS

[BillyVance 34]

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Hell I forgot to join POPs at 40, so now I am waiting for SOS

Damn, you're getting on in years.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[JohnMitchell 14]

I didn't join POPS for a decade. I guess I was in denial.

[airtwardo 6]

Me too!




Happy Birthday!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[MikeJD 0]

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the worst I've found is the calf and thigh muscles cramping up
whilst having vigourous sex

At your age that sounds like a nice problem to have.

[skyrider 0]

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the worst I've found is the calf and thigh muscles cramping up
whilst having vigourous sex

At your age that sounds like a nice problem to have.

I find myself reaching for the Viagra if I hoep to have vigoruros sex! (Fuck that, any sex)

[Zep 0]

Yep the days of the old knee tremblers have past,
but it's still fun on top of the washing machine

Gone fishing

[stevebabin 0]

In July I will be closer to 50 than 40...and I'm just happy to be here!!

"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings."
"Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up."