Nataly 38 #1 May 23, 2010 1 - Write out pointless lists like this one. 2 - Clean your house/apartment/cardboard-box from top-to-bottom. 3 - Clip, trim, chew and/or paint your nails. 4 - Leave the house/apartment/cardboard-box and go for a walk. 5 - Eat something. Anything will do. 6 - Drink copious amounts of tea/coffee & pee frequently. 7 - Watch a movie you've already seen. 8 - Don't get dressed - stay in your bathrobe all day.. It encourages you to do nothing. 9 - Call up all your friends. Especially the ones you haven't spoken to in *ages*. 10 - Open your books, start reading, get discouraged after 2 sentences, put the books away and cry. Once the tears start, you can't study anyway because everything looks blurry. CAUTION: All these tips will invariably cause adverse reactions such as: -GUILT -exam failure -more guilt"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #2 May 23, 2010 Quote 2 - Clean your house/apartment/cardboard-box from top-to-bottom. If you feel like procrastinating #2... feel free to come by my place. OBTW... do you actually ever skydive anymore? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #3 May 23, 2010 Quote 1 - Write out pointless lists like this one. 2 - Clean your house/apartment/cardboard-box from top-to-bottom. 3 - Clip, trim, chew and/or paint your nails. 4 - Leave the house/apartment/cardboard-box and go for a walk. 5 - Eat something. Anything will do. 6 - Drink copious amounts of tea/coffee & pee frequently. 7 - Watch a movie you've already seen. 8 - Don't get dressed - stay in your bathrobe all day.. It encourages you to do nothing. 9 - Call up all your friends. Especially the ones you haven't spoken to in *ages*. 10 - Open your books, start reading, get discouraged after 2 sentences, put the books away and cry. Once the tears start, you can't study anyway because everything looks blurry. CAUTION: All these tips will invariably cause adverse reactions such as: -GUILT -exam failure -more guilt Those aren't things to do to procrastinate. Those are things that you procrastinate to avoid doing... Who procrastinates by cleaning house You procrastinate to avoid cleaning house __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #4 May 23, 2010 Quote Who procrastinates by cleaning house You procrastinate to avoid cleaning house Well.. I haven't done much studying, but my apartment is completely spotless!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote Who procrastinates by cleaning house You procrastinate to avoid cleaning house Well.. I haven't done much studying, but my apartment is completely spotless!! i do the studying, you take care of the appartment, how about that!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #6 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Who procrastinates by cleaning house You procrastinate to avoid cleaning house Well.. I haven't done much studying, but my apartment is completely spotless!! i do the studying, you take care of the appartment, how about that!? Ummm.. Not so sure I want you to take my accountancy exam for me.. For one, I don't think you look anything like the picture on my driver's licence (which they check in the exam)!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #7 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote Who procrastinates by cleaning house You procrastinate to avoid cleaning house Well.. I haven't done much studying, but my apartment is completely spotless!! Do you ever combine procrastinating tips? Like 2 + 8 = Cleaning house naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 May 23, 2010 Quote Do you ever combine procrastinating tips? Like 2 + 8 = Cleaning house naked ARGH! Nicely done.. You turned my procrastinating tips into maths!! And here I am trying to AVOID doing just that!! (It's an accounting exam.)"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #9 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote Do you ever combine procrastinating tips? Like 2 + 8 = Cleaning house naked ARGH! Nicely done.. You turned my procrastinating tips into maths!! And here I am trying to AVOID doing just that!! (It's an accounting exam.) Sweetie, I wasn't thinking math. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #10 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Who procrastinates by cleaning house You procrastinate to avoid cleaning house Well.. I haven't done much studying, but my apartment is completely spotless!! i do the studying, you take care of the appartment, how about that!? Ummm.. Not so sure I want you to take my accountancy exam for me.. For one, I don't think you look anything like the picture on my driver's licence (which they check in the exam)!! dont matter, i'll just say i havent gotten around getting a new license after my sex-change; i'm pretty good at accountancy BTW.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #11 May 23, 2010 Seriously, I think you need a study partner. Sure, I'd fly over and help, but I suck at accounting (I have an accountant do my taxes,) But is there anyone in the class you could get with to go over all this stuff? Study partners were a huge help in my career. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #12 May 23, 2010 A procrastination chart might help http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=49673 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #13 May 23, 2010 Quote Seriously, I think you need a study partner. Sure, I'd fly over and help... John, what would the wife think about that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 May 23, 2010 Probably the biggest reason I wouldn't fly over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,401 #15 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Do you ever combine procrastinating tips? Like 2 + 8 = Cleaning house naked ARGH! Nicely done.. You turned my procrastinating tips into maths!! And here I am trying to AVOID doing just that!! (It's an accounting exam.) Sweetie, I wasn't thinking math. Nonsense; You obviously had your mind on multiplication."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,401 #16 May 23, 2010 Quote Probably the biggest reason I wouldn't fly over. I don't see you ruling out flying her over here."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 May 23, 2010 Hu...I didn't see porn mentioned. Nor drinking? Why is that?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,401 #18 May 23, 2010 QuoteHu...I didn't see porn mentioned. Nor drinking? Why is that? Drinking was covered in #6; Porn in #7."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #19 May 23, 2010 sorry my bad!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #20 May 23, 2010 Quote Nonsense; You obviously had your mind on multiplication. Good God, NO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 May 23, 2010 Quote 1 - Write out pointless lists like this one. 2 - Clean your house/apartment/cardboard-box from top-to-bottom. 3 - Clip, trim, chew and/or paint your nails. 4 - Leave the house/apartment/cardboard-box and go for a walk. 5 - Eat something. Anything will do. 6 - Drink copious amounts of tea/coffee & pee frequently. 7 - Watch a movie you've already seen. 8 - Don't get dressed - stay in your bathrobe all day.. It encourages you to do nothing. 9 - Call up all your friends. Especially the ones you haven't spoken to in *ages*. 10 - Open your books, start reading, get discouraged after 2 sentences, put the books away and cry. Once the tears start, you can't study anyway because everything looks blurry. CAUTION: All these tips will invariably cause adverse reactions such as: -GUILT -exam failure -more guilt You forgot "Self Pleasure". That can be worth HOURS of procrastination.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remibond 0 #22 May 23, 2010 Quote A procrastination chart might help http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=49673 Thanks, you've given me something to take my mind off revision for at least another hour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remibond 0 #23 May 23, 2010 Quote You forgot "Self Pleasure". That can be worth HOURS of procrastination. Isn't that procasterbation? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #24 May 23, 2010 Quote You forgot "Self Pleasure". That can be worth HOURS of procrastination. Or in turtle's case... minutes, seconds even! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #25 May 23, 2010 Quote Quote You forgot "Self Pleasure". That can be worth HOURS of procrastination. Or in turtle's case... minutes, seconds even! Well - maybe the first couple of times . . . But after that - Wow - you gotrta use an egg timer!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
