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You know you are a Skydiver when.....

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1. On cloudy/windy days you pull out your parachute and pack it just to say that you've done something skydiving-related.

2. You "dirt-dive", "post-dive" and critique your love-making sessions.

3.You think of Jack Jeffries, Tamara Koyn and Norm Kent as "famous".

4. You analyze sessions of love-making in terms of "points turned".

5. You have your paycheck direct-deposited into the dz account.

6. You drive a beaten-up car because you really need that new canopy more.

7. You look at your VCR and think, "Hmm, that's gotta be worth a few jumps."

8. When you buy anything you calculate how many skydives it will cost.

9.When seeing seats in a twin otter gives you the willies.

10. When someone asks you where you're from, you reply with the name of your dz, not your hometown.





those are the ones that are true 4 me. :|
=========Shaun ==========


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