Darwin Award nominees

[BillyVance 34]

I submit this one. Sure redefines the meaning of "retard" if I've ever seen one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCsUyo03DK8

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[skyrider 0]

WTF???? Makes it easy to see how he ended up in a chair to begin with.....

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WTF???? Makes it easy to see how he ended up in a chair to begin with.....

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
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[jtnesbitt 0]

Wow, i dont know what country that was but they either have shitty elevators or really good scooters.

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[BillyVance 34]

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Wow, i dont know what country that was but they either have shitty elevators or really good scooters.

South Korea, I think... Just some fucking nutcase I guess. FWIW, those elevator doors did seem kind of flimsy. If it was an Otis elevator, he ain't busting through it!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[mutumbo 0]

good thing it wasnt america. hed prolly try to sue.

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
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[BillyVance 34]

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good thing it wasnt america. hed prolly try to sue.

Hard to sue when you're dead!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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good thing it wasnt america. hed prolly try to sue.

Hard to sue when you're dead!

im sure his family would try on his behalf.

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
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[ryoder 1,384]

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Wow, i dont know what country that was but they either have shitty elevators or really good scooters.

South Korea, I think... Just some fucking nutcase I guess. FWIW, those elevator doors did seem kind of flimsy. If it was an Otis elevator, he ain't busting through it!

Agreed.
Before I went to college, I spent 7 years working in a hospital.
One night on 3rd shift I got trapped in an Otis elevator.
DAMN!
Those doors were a bitch to pry open!
Of course I was trying to slide them open, not ram them.

And the real aggravation was that my pager kept going off the whole time.
Why?
Because I was the maintenance guy on duty, and there was a report that someone was trapped in the elevator.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[mutumbo 0]

LMAO!!!!!

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[kawisixer01 0]

A recent nominee in my neck of the woods. Too bad the dumb ass took out his 18 yo daughter and pets too though.

http://www.gazettextra.com/news/2010/nov/06/carbon-monoxide-suspected-darien-deaths/

[Snowwhite 0]

Struggling financially. Yard full of garbage. I'm thinking if I had more time (wasn't working so many hours) my house would be immaculate.

But hey! Lets make it mandatory that all of the landlords have to install carbon monoxide detctors! It doesn't matter that the guy has been evicted 3 or 4 times previously, probably for not paying rent. Yea, it's the landlords fault!

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