pinkfairy 0 #51 March 19, 2011 THINKING before you speak is like wiping your ass before you take a dump. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #52 March 19, 2011 Quote THINKING before you speak is like wiping your ass before you take a dump. ...or NOT wiping after! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 18 #53 March 19, 2011 Quote Quote Quote how do you get up to the cows ass!? I believe that's where the (tree) stump comes in. Wendy P. and how do you make it stay!? with sheep it's fairly easy, put on your rubber boots and place the rear legs in them; so they cant escape! Hi V-B, Anyone out there been Skydivin' long enough to remember the 25th anniv. Lost Prairie Boogie T-shirt?????? 'Got a copy of the video which has a shot or two of the shirt. If ya' have one in yer archives, post a shot of it if ya' can.!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 18 #54 March 19, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote how do you get up to the cows ass!? I believe that's where the (tree) stump comes in. Wendy P. and how do you make it stay!? with sheep it's fairly easy, put on your rubber boots and place the rear legs in them; so they cant escape! No boots? Simply easy 'em toward a cliff, they'll keep trying to 'back-up' which cuts the workload 80%! No cliff? Build a fire! Hi Jimmy, See my reply to V-B. BSBDSCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #55 March 19, 2011 Quote they also like it when you bring flowers every now and then, buy them dinner etc... Uh. . . the flowers are dinner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #56 March 19, 2011 Quote Quote they also like it when you bring flowers every now and then, buy them dinner etc... Uh. . . the flowers are dinner. since u're the 2nd one asking, i take it "cow" is not used for a not so friendly woman in english.. it is in german. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #57 March 20, 2011 Quote Quote THINKING before you speak is like wiping your ass before you take a dump. ...or NOT wiping after! Wait...you have to wipe after you shit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #58 March 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote THINKING before you speak is like wiping your ass before you take a dump. ...or NOT wiping after! Wait...you have to wipe after you shit? Not if you have a bidet."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #59 March 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote THINKING before you speak is like wiping your ass before you take a dump. ...or NOT wiping after! Wait...you have to wipe after you shit? Not if you have a bidet. Even I wouldn't blast my asshole with water after pooping to clean it ETA: yea....no filter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #60 March 20, 2011 Quote Wait...you have to wipe after you shit? Not if you have a bidet.Even I wouldn't blast my asshole with water after pooping to clean it If you've ever had hemorrhoids, it changes your POV."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #61 March 20, 2011 Quote Quote Wait...you have to wipe after you shit? Not if you have a bidet. Even I wouldn't blast my asshole with water after pooping to clean it If you've ever had hemorrhoids, it changes your POV.Obviously you're not a golfer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #62 March 22, 2011 To no one in particular. It appears that Gilbert Gottfried has the handle on having zero filter when it comes to joking about stuff that is so far off the deep end in politically incorrectness. He voiced the duck in the AFLAC commercials until AFLAC fired him for a tweet he sent out joking about the Japan earthquake/tsunami disaster. AFLAC has a lot of customers there. IIRC, he was kicked out of a Jewish party for joking about the Holocaust, and he's Jewish himself! And, one week after the 9/11 attack, he joked about how he couldn't find a flight he wanted to get on or something because they all stopped at the Empire State Building! Howard Stern has nothing on this dude in shock value. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #63 March 22, 2011 Quote To no one in particular. It appears that Gilbert Gottfried has the handle on having zero filter when it comes to joking about stuff that is so far off the deep end in politically incorrectness. He voiced the duck in the AFLAC commercials until AFLAC fired him for a tweet he sent out joking about the Japan earthquake/tsunami disaster. AFLAC has a lot of customers there. IIRC, he was kicked out of a Jewish party for joking about the Holocaust, and he's Jewish himself! And, one week after the 9/11 attack, he joked about how he couldn't find a flight he wanted to get on or something because they all stopped at the Empire State Building! Howard Stern has nothing on this dude in shock value. It’s interesting, he has had no filter for much longer than he has voiced that duck but aflac had no trouble with him before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #64 March 23, 2011 i stayed over at my friends house one night. she has a 5 year old daughter who is quite delightful and always makes me read her stories. this morning i was brushing my teeth in the guest bathroom and she comes in, looks at me and says 'what are you doing?' -i'm brushing my teeth. 'why?' -because i want them to be nice and clean there's a thoughtful pause whilst i rinse then smile at her, she tilts her head and says: 'they're still yellow' kids eh. no filters they just say it how it is, bless 'em.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
