missbrz 0 #26 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote except I don't like long walks on the beach.... Good thing you don't live in Florida or anything. Move back up north! Just cuz I don't like the beach doesn't mean I don't wanna live next to it for the climate. I can't stand the cold, and 65 is cold to me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #27 April 6, 2011 Quote Ball Gags!!!!! Ha ha! What will the safety word be "aaaggggaaagggagag" Nah but you girls are not asking for much. But who knows if you are being honest. Every girl in the world, and about 90% on dating sights state that the #1 thing they want in a guy is a sense of humor. Well anyone who knows anything about surveys or stats will tell you that if that many people are saying they want X then odds are a good number are lying. My theory, and this is just my theory, women are as shallow as men. The problem is that due to the acidity of the nature of female friendships no one woman is willing to come out and truly admit what she wants in a guy thus.....they all agree to utilize the same line "I want a guy who can make me laugh." Even in a "private" survey people lie. Some more than others. But I hope I'm wrong.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #28 April 6, 2011 Quote Just cuz I don't like the beach doesn't mean I don't wanna live next to it for the climate. I can't stand the cold, and 65 is cold to me! Was a bit chilly this morning, wasn't it?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #29 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Ball Gags!!!!! Ha ha! What will the safety word be "aaaggggaaagggagag" . Anyone needing a "safe word" is not serious and is just playing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #30 April 6, 2011 I'm shallow as all hell when it comes to relationships! I haven't had a guy make it past 3 dates in a long time. Don't worry Shah we're just as "shallow" and picky as you. Though I don't consider it shallow b/c you should go for what you want. Why bother if you don't think the person will work in a relationship with you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #31 April 6, 2011 Quote Anyone needing a "safe word" is not serious and is just playing. +1"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #32 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Just cuz I don't like the beach doesn't mean I don't wanna live next to it for the climate. I can't stand the cold, and 65 is cold to me! Was a bit chilly this morning, wasn't it? I hate you guys a little bit right now. Just saying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #33 April 6, 2011 Quote I'm shallow as all hell when it comes to relationships! I haven't had a guy make it past 3 dates in a long time. Don't worry Shah we're just as "shallow" and picky as you. Though I don't consider it shallow b/c you should go for what you want. Why bother if you don't think the person will work in a relationship with you? +1 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deltron80 0 #34 April 6, 2011 Things I want in a girl: Someone who will shut the hell up and leave me alone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #35 April 6, 2011 Quote Things I want in a girl: Someone who will shut the hell up and leave me alone I hear blow-up-dolls are becoming more and more life-like!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #36 April 6, 2011 QuoteQuoteThings I want in a girl: Someone who will shut the hell up and leave me alone Hu....that is an odd one thought. Girls, talk after or no talk after? The best second time around sex I ever had was after I just walked over and got her a glass of water. The resulting fun was EPIC! So I guess I was doing something right. So talk or no talk or should we just make breakfast?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #37 April 6, 2011 QuoteSo talk or no talk or should we just make breakfast? If the choices are "talk" or "breakfast," get yer ass in the kitchen... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #38 April 6, 2011 QuoteQuoteHave facial hair Welp, there goes me. /30 and can't grow a beard //always getting told I am too young to possibly be able to do my job ///oh well! I don't think you'll be that disappointed. I'm a dude. (I doubt I'm the only gay in the village, but if I am... SCORE!!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #39 April 6, 2011 I see a penguin in your future Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #40 April 6, 2011 Quote I see a penguin in your future I didn't understand pyro's post, but if he has facial hair then no, there is no penguin in his future Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #42 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote I see a penguin in your future I didn't understand pyro's post, but if he has facial hair then no, there is no penguin in his future DUUUUUUUDE... just tryin to help ya out.... just sayin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #43 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote I see a penguin in your future I didn't understand pyro's post, but if he has facial hair then no, there is no penguin in his future *scratches beard* Wait, you're a Linux user that DOESN'T have a beard?! I call BS... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #44 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I see a penguin in your future I didn't understand pyro's post, but if he has facial hair then no, there is no penguin in his future *scratches beard* Wait, you're a Linux user that DOESN'T have a beard?! I call BS... BWAHAHAHAHAHAH I can use linux, and I don't have a beard... Guess that means I don't know it well enough."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #45 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I see a penguin in your future I didn't understand pyro's post, but if he has facial hair then no, there is no penguin in his future DUUUUUUUDE... just tryin to help ya out.... just sayin Thanks. But I've already got someone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #46 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I see a penguin in your future I didn't understand pyro's post, but if he has facial hair then no, there is no penguin in his future *scratches beard* Wait, you're a Linux user that DOESN'T have a beard?! I call BS... Mac. I just like the penguin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #47 April 6, 2011 things i want in a girl... that's easy and just one word. ME"Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #48 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote I see a penguin in your future I didn't understand pyro's post, but if he has facial hair then no, there is no penguin in his future *scratches beard* Wait, you're a Linux user that DOESN'T have a beard?! I call BS... BWAHAHAHAHAHAH I can use linux, and I don't have a beard... Guess that means I don't know it well enough. How long have you been using it? It's a downward spiral. The longer you use it, facial hair grows longer, you sell your pets to get a little extra cash for that kernel configuration bible, then comes moving into your parents' basement due to losing your job (directly relating to lack of sleep from staying up all night writing drivers for that random piece of hardware from 1986 in objective C), and eventually some company hires you as a network security admin to keep those pesky script-kiddie hackers out of your systems and back in 4chan where they belong. BTW, anyone want to buy a puppy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #49 April 6, 2011 Quote How long have you been using it? It's a downward spiral. The longer you use it, facial hair grows longer, you sell your pets to get a little extra cash for that kernel configuration bible, then comes moving into your parents' basement due to losing your job (directly relating to lack of sleep from staying up all night writing drivers for that random piece of hardware from 1986 in objective C), and eventually some company hires you as a network security admin to keep those pesky script-kiddie hackers out of your systems and back in 4chan where they belong. BTW, anyone want to buy a puppy? Nope, I have ADHD... I gave up programming shit a LONG time ago. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #50 April 7, 2011 Quote- Someone who treats me well - Someone who makes me laugh - Someone who encourages and supports me - Someone compatible with me so we balance each-other - Someone with whom I have chemistry/physical attraction I think that's mostly it - the rest depends tremendously on the individual - some traits are attractive in one person but a turn-off in another. Ladies? Anything to add/qualify/challenge? Thank you for not saying, "ME!"Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
