oldwomanc6 38 #26 June 28, 2011 Quote OK This has been way too funny! 300+ hits! I'm telling you some one needs to sponsor me! For product, I will place your company name and hot link as my tag line! Actually this came from a discussion with fiends regarding the permanence of the internet. So I figured I would ask. Who knows ho has what? This post is so wrong, on so many levels lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #27 June 28, 2011 Quote Are you feeling OK? Not really... long story However, she's more than welcome to cheer me up!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #28 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Are you feeling OK? Not really... long story However, she's more than welcome to cheer me up! Get back in your closet! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #29 June 28, 2011 You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #30 June 28, 2011 Quote You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! 7 minutes....that's it??? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #31 June 28, 2011 Quote You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! Begging doesn't count as foreplay... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #32 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! 7 minutes....that's it??? That's how long it takes the roofies to kick in silly..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #33 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! Begging doesn't count as foreplay... WTF is that??"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #34 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! 7 minutes....that's it??? That's how long it takes the roofies to kick in silly... Sweet then I can just shove you back in the closet. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,403 #35 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! 7 minutes....that's it??? That's how long it takes the roofies to kick in silly... Sweet then I can just shove you back in the closet. eeneR is looking for a sex slave?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #36 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! 7 minutes....that's it??? That's how long it takes the roofies to kick in silly... Sweet then I can just shove you back in the closet. Just leave the door cracked, a bottle of lotion and some tissues for the mess."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #37 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! 7 minutes....that's it??? That's how long it takes the roofies to kick in silly... Sweet then I can just shove you back in the closet. eeneR is looking for a sex slave? Jealous?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #38 June 28, 2011 Quote Shah stopped by St Louie and I couldn't keep my hands/tongue to myself Ah that's FREAKING great! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,403 #39 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! 7 minutes....that's it??? That's how long it takes the roofies to kick in silly... Sweet then I can just shove you back in the closet. eeneR is looking for a sex slave? Jealous? I'm jealous of any guy that can last 7 minutes."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #40 June 28, 2011 Quote I'm jealous of any guy that can last 7 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MG0CVLBriY"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #41 June 28, 2011 Whoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #42 June 28, 2011 QuoteWhoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? Not fucking much lately, but yes, I am a dude. (not fucking a dude though, sorry) I have a penis to prove it."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #43 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Whoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? Not fucking much lately, but yes, I am a dude. (not fucking a dude though, sorry) I have a penis to prove it. I guess I could not be a wanker and check your profile. I just shat myself in shock. Oh well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,403 #44 June 28, 2011 Quote Whoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? All this time you thought 'Ski was looking for some girl-on-girl action with eeneR?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #45 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Whoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? All this time you thought 'Ski was looking for some girl-on-girl action with eeneR? I can tuck it... It's not like there isn't a picture of me in a corset floating around in a certain magazine... (that I'm pretty sure many of you fuckers saw, just didn't notice me cause cheach was next to me)"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #46 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Whoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? All this time you thought 'Ski was looking for some girl-on-girl action with eeneR? Pretty much, yea...dunno why, the screenname and picture just made me think girl...show's how much my dumbass knows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #47 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Whoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? All this time you thought 'Ski was looking for some girl-on-girl action with eeneR? Pretty much, yea...dunno why, the screenname and picture just made me think girl...show's how much my dumbass knows Common mistake... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #48 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Whoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? All this time you thought 'Ski was looking for some girl-on-girl action with eeneR? Pretty much, yea...dunno why, the screenname and picture just made me think girl...show's how much my dumbass knows Common mistake... You stay out of this, silver fox Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,403 #49 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Whoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? All this time you thought 'Ski was looking for some girl-on-girl action with eeneR? Pretty much, yea...dunno why, the screenname and picture just made me think girl...show's how much my dumbass knows Watch out for a user named Conundrum; The avatar's usually make people think it's a guy. In fact it is a chick hot enough that it might even make you think about changing teams."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #50 June 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Whoa whoa whoah....theonlyski is a fucking dude? Am I that stupid? All this time you thought 'Ski was looking for some girl-on-girl action with eeneR? Pretty much, yea...dunno why, the screenname and picture just made me think girl...show's how much my dumbass knows Watch out for a user named Conundrum; The avatar's usually make people think it's a guy. In fact it is a chick hot enough that it might even make you think about changing teams. Yea I might switch teams if she has a cock...wait, what is this thread about? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites