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turtlespeed

taking applications for a wiseman

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Must know where all the eyes are on the map.
Must know what the gouda is for.
Must be a professional cheese loader.
Must know how to make jager bombs on rainy boogie mornings.
Must know how to be a gormet cook.
Must be aware that there is another list in the making.
Absolutely must know what to do when the oven goes "ding".
Must know what a trashcan is good for when it rains.

Only serious miscreants need apply.

What else have I forgotten? Anyone? Anyone?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Must have - for no reason whatsoever - a floor jack in his car and be nearby when your trailer loses a wheel on the freeway.

Must be willing to bring a pickup truck load of ice and beer when your power has been off for two weeks.

Must be willing to help you replace the ceiling in your bathroom when the storm wrecks your roof.

Tough one to replace.

Brent

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Must know where all the eyes are on the map.
Must know what the gouda is for.
Must be a professional cheese loader.
Must know how to make jager bombs on rainy boogie mornings.
Must know how to be a gormet cook.
Must be aware that there is another list in the making.
Absolutely must know what to do when the oven goes "ding".
Must know what a trashcan is good for when it rains.

Only serious miscreants need apply.

What else have I forgotten? Anyone? Anyone?



It wasn't so much the rain as it was the wind.:D

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