virgin-burner 1 #26 March 12, 2012 i've had a good laugh; that's why i love this forums so much.. thanks for all the suggestions! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #27 March 12, 2012 Quote Hey I'm in nj and we have this thing called wi ter and for the past two years I was studying for my MBA So she may call me master Hi #2 OK I'm a dude but Ihave no problem calling you a masturbater. Just because you've been called a wanker or JO you didn't have to go to college to improve your technique. http://www.edenfantasys.com/masturbators/hands-free-masturbators/ If you already wearing eyeglass's stop JO before you go blindR. I would have called you a jerk off but since you went to college. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #28 March 12, 2012 apparently, it's not only entertaining, it's also educational; i wouldnt have known half those little male masturbation helpers if it wasnt for your post! simple minds only need filthy pr0n! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #29 March 12, 2012 So she calls you all the time ? Why pick up the phone? Or have her do stuff around the house?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #30 March 12, 2012 not a size 8! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #31 March 12, 2012 If she likes guys who jump BIG manly canopy's, send her my way.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #32 March 12, 2012 Us or eu? Eh it's ok how is she at giving back rubs.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #33 March 12, 2012 QuoteIf she likes guys who jump BIG manly canopy's, send her my way.... she thinks skydivers are "adrenaline-junkies with a death-wish" and kept on raving about it. i proposed a tandem to put some facts to her opinion, but she's too much of a chicken-shit!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #34 March 12, 2012 So she is hitting on you?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #35 March 12, 2012 QuoteUs or eu? Eh it's ok how is she at giving back rubs. in regards to size? fuck knows, but i know she weighs the same as me but is 1 1/2 heads shorter; and i'm not quite "slim and slender" if you want to put it that way! havent found out about the back rubs, i think i've put a halt to it before it got worse.. at least i havent gotten anymore calls since saturday night!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #36 March 13, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Date dudes...less drama Rosy never says no. You're the only guy I know that spills beer on his hand to get his date drunk! Helluva lot cheaper than takin' her out to dinner and a movie.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #37 March 13, 2012 Oh so she is not skinny enough to be your stalker? You know not all women can be ..... And all those photos in the magazine are.... He he nah just yanking your chain. Shame she stopped calling could have been fun.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #38 March 13, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Date dudes...less drama Rosy never says no. You're the only guy I know that spills beer on his hand to get his date drunk! Helluva lot cheaper than takin' her out to dinner and a movie. booze and porn is NOT a "dinner and a movie"! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #39 March 13, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Date dudes...less drama Rosy never says no. You're the only guy I know that spills beer on his hand to get his date drunk! Helluva lot cheaper than takin' her out to dinner and a movie. booze and porn is NOT a "dinner and a movie"! Ruffies and a hidden camera are NOT dinner & a movie either! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #40 March 13, 2012 Quote in regards to size? fuck knows, but i know she weighs the same as me but is 1 1/2 heads shorter; and i'm not quite "slim and slender" if you want to put it that way! ! Big girls need love too, Buddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #41 March 13, 2012 But they have to pay! Digady digadyLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #42 March 13, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Date dudes...less drama Rosy never says no. You're the only guy I know that spills beer on his hand to get his date drunk! Helluva lot cheaper than takin' her out to dinner and a movie. booze and porn is NOT a "dinner and a movie"! Ruffies and a hidden camera are NOT dinner & a movie either! BUSTED!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #43 March 13, 2012 Quote Quote in regards to size? fuck knows, but i know she weighs the same as me but is 1 1/2 heads shorter; and i'm not quite "slim and slender" if you want to put it that way! ! Big girls need love too, Buddy. and i'm never the last to love a nice big butt; but if the overall shape starts looking square.. meeeh!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #44 March 13, 2012 So she was "handsome"? Engineering chick? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #45 March 14, 2012 Quote So she was "handsome"? Engineering chick? #2 Don't sweat the engr chicka ir real women. Your a MBA all you need is a 12 volt battery. and you'll be a happy camper. R.One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #46 March 14, 2012 Quote Big girls need love too, Buddy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLUYour secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #47 March 14, 2012 QuoteBut they have to pay! Digady digady #2 You tried the $$$$ route and you got taken to the cleaners. Your still digging yourself out of that hole. Don't worry wanker you still got your MBA and a 12 volt car battery. R.One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
femTo 0 #48 March 14, 2012 QuoteQuoteBut they have to pay! Digady digady #2 You tried the $$$$ route and you got taken to the cleaners. Your still digging yourself out of that hole. Don't worry wanker you still got your MBA and a 12 volt car battery. R. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfi8fT9oHkQ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #49 March 14, 2012 shah has one talent; every thread he replies to turns into a shitfest real quick, and it's centered around him; why doesnt that surprise me!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #50 March 14, 2012 Quote shah has one talent; every thread he replies to turns into a shitfest real quick, and it's centered around him; why doesnt that surprise me!? Hi VB Haven't you noticed #2 is is attractive. And has "Power" like a 12 volt batteryTo get off this thread drift. If that lady is still chasing you turn her on to #2. His battery won't run for ever at the rate he's using it. Stop picking on me Stop picking on me MOM their picking on me again from all over the world Whine whine whineOne Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
