davjohns 1 #51 June 19, 2012 Although learning a woman's preferences by trial and error can be interesting, I always thought observing her 'self help' techniques could be quite educational. Kind of a 'call a friend' lifeline technique. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontlikemustard 0 #52 June 19, 2012 Quote Other than "he's lawrocket," I'd like some specifics. Edited to add: "horror stories" are encouraged im only bad in bed when they don't fake it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #53 June 19, 2012 I'm with you. I think more people should give their partner a show. "Self-help" is both educational and a major turn on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #54 June 22, 2012 Quote Feel free to contribute to the Guess This Rack thread. I have a few good shots I could upload but since only a few who know me here (so far) it's probably premature. I've been told I have a nice rack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #55 June 22, 2012 Maybe we should have a 'guess this self-help technique' thread? And let's face it, the 'guess the rack' thread is not about the guessing. It's about the rack.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #56 June 22, 2012 Quote Maybe we should have a 'guess this self-help technique' thread? And let's face it, the 'guess the rack' thread is not about the guessing. It's about the rack. Speak for yourself... I liked the guessing part. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #57 June 22, 2012 Quote And let's face it, the 'guess the rack' thread is not about the guessing. It's about the rack. Apparently I should just make my profile pic a pic of my rack. Wouldn't that be easier? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #58 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote And let's face it, the 'guess the rack' thread is not about the guessing. It's about the rack. Apparently I should just make my profile pic a pic of my rack. Wouldn't that be easier? be careful with that. I did that and suddenly I got a lot of PM's and friend requests. It was such a weird coincidence... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #59 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote And let's face it, the 'guess the rack' thread is not about the guessing. It's about the rack. Apparently I should just make my profile pic a pic of my rack. Wouldn't that be easier? I'm reconsidering. Guessing is overrated. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #60 June 22, 2012 I actually love that pic you have now. Very cute. I was thinking about changing mine randomly for like an hour just to see if anyone noticed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #61 June 22, 2012 Quote What makes a guy bad in bed? How about sneaking peeks at the game on TV during it all? If the girl wants sex during the game then she automatically qualifies as being bad in bed History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #62 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote What makes a guy bad in bed? How about sneaking peeks at the game on TV during it all? If the girl wants sex during the game then she automatically qualifies as being bad in bed even if she still lets you watch it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #63 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote Quote What makes a guy bad in bed? How about sneaking peeks at the game on TV during it all? If the girl wants sex during the game then she automatically qualifies as being bad in bed even if she still lets you watch it? Blow jobs are the only socially acceptable act that can be done during game time according to man-law. With the obvious stipulation that her head not interfere with the view of the TV. Anything else is just plain selfish on her part We wouldn't be so rude as to ask for sex while Oprah was on, mostly because nobody could get it up while Oprah was running her mouth.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #64 June 22, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWhat makes a guy bad in bed? We wouldn't be so rude as to ask for sex while Oprah was on, mostly because nobody could get it up while Oprah was running her mouth. Heh! You're with the wrong girls then if they are focused on Oprah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #65 June 22, 2012 So a guy who isn't turned on by Oprah Winfrey is bad in bed? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #66 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote What makes a guy bad in bed? We wouldn't be so rude as to ask for sex while Oprah was on, mostly because nobody could get it up while Oprah was running her mouth. Heh! You're with the wrong girls then if they are focused on Oprah. OK I gotta a good chuckle out of that one, thanks and I think law rocket may be on to somethingHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shah269 0 #67 June 22, 2012 QuoteSo a guy who isn't turned on by Oprah Winfrey is bad in bed? If he is in bed with Operah than i guess yes. But why would you ever want to climb that pile of humanity just to stick your flag in? I mean they say you an't rape the willing but...when it comes to her....i aint willing!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missbrz 0 #68 June 22, 2012 QuoteQuoteSo a guy who isn't turned on by Oprah Winfrey is bad in bed? If he is in bed with Operah than i guess yes. But why would you ever want to climb that pile of humanity just to stick your flag in? I mean they say you an't rape the willing but...when it comes to her....i aint willing! really? you'd probably have a new Ferrari waiting outside or a new iPad waiting under your bed or something when you were done... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Southern_Man 0 #69 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote Quote What makes a guy bad in bed? How about sneaking peeks at the game on TV during it all? If the girl wants sex during the game then she automatically qualifies as being bad in bed even if she still lets you watch it? Doggie style and you can both watch the game."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shah269 0 #70 June 22, 2012 Quote really? you'd probably have a new Ferrari waiting outside or a new iPad waiting under your bed or something when you were done... Is she paying for it? Or am i doing it out of my own wishes? If she was paying for it sure...why not....fuck her take the money and run and date cute long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed women. But for long term!? HA! Hell and NO! See this is the crux of life. No matter how rich she is...she is still nothing to brag about. Now a fat man makes a few million....I'm sure cute long legged flat bellied perky boobied women will be chasing him down the street. It's life, it depresses the shit out of me but...i guess we should just get use to it?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missbrz 0 #71 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote What makes a guy bad in bed? How about sneaking peeks at the game on TV during it all? If the girl wants sex during the game then she automatically qualifies as being bad in bed even if she still lets you watch it? Doggie style and you can both watch the game. My point exactly! and you can both drink a beer still! What's wrong with sex and football or whatever sport you fancy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites theonlyski 3 #72 June 22, 2012 QuoteI actually love that pic you have now. It's the hat that does it for ya, isn't it?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 26 #73 June 22, 2012 QuoteQuoteI actually love that pic you have now. It's the hat that does it for ya, isn't it? There's a hat????Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grasshoppergirl 0 #74 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote I actually love that pic you have now. It's the hat that does it for ya, isn't it? I do like hats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites davjohns 1 #75 June 23, 2012 Double dog dare!I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
lawrocket 3 #65 June 22, 2012 So a guy who isn't turned on by Oprah Winfrey is bad in bed? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #66 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote What makes a guy bad in bed? We wouldn't be so rude as to ask for sex while Oprah was on, mostly because nobody could get it up while Oprah was running her mouth. Heh! You're with the wrong girls then if they are focused on Oprah. OK I gotta a good chuckle out of that one, thanks and I think law rocket may be on to somethingHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #67 June 22, 2012 QuoteSo a guy who isn't turned on by Oprah Winfrey is bad in bed? If he is in bed with Operah than i guess yes. But why would you ever want to climb that pile of humanity just to stick your flag in? I mean they say you an't rape the willing but...when it comes to her....i aint willing!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #68 June 22, 2012 QuoteQuoteSo a guy who isn't turned on by Oprah Winfrey is bad in bed? If he is in bed with Operah than i guess yes. But why would you ever want to climb that pile of humanity just to stick your flag in? I mean they say you an't rape the willing but...when it comes to her....i aint willing! really? you'd probably have a new Ferrari waiting outside or a new iPad waiting under your bed or something when you were done... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #69 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote Quote What makes a guy bad in bed? How about sneaking peeks at the game on TV during it all? If the girl wants sex during the game then she automatically qualifies as being bad in bed even if she still lets you watch it? Doggie style and you can both watch the game."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #70 June 22, 2012 Quote really? you'd probably have a new Ferrari waiting outside or a new iPad waiting under your bed or something when you were done... Is she paying for it? Or am i doing it out of my own wishes? If she was paying for it sure...why not....fuck her take the money and run and date cute long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed women. But for long term!? HA! Hell and NO! See this is the crux of life. No matter how rich she is...she is still nothing to brag about. Now a fat man makes a few million....I'm sure cute long legged flat bellied perky boobied women will be chasing him down the street. It's life, it depresses the shit out of me but...i guess we should just get use to it?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #71 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote What makes a guy bad in bed? How about sneaking peeks at the game on TV during it all? If the girl wants sex during the game then she automatically qualifies as being bad in bed even if she still lets you watch it? Doggie style and you can both watch the game. My point exactly! and you can both drink a beer still! What's wrong with sex and football or whatever sport you fancy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #72 June 22, 2012 QuoteI actually love that pic you have now. It's the hat that does it for ya, isn't it?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #73 June 22, 2012 QuoteQuoteI actually love that pic you have now. It's the hat that does it for ya, isn't it? There's a hat????Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #74 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote I actually love that pic you have now. It's the hat that does it for ya, isn't it? I do like hats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #75 June 23, 2012 Double dog dare!I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
