nigel99 282 #1 July 13, 2012 I want to barf. Woman sitting across from me in the train probably weighs 250lbs. She's in a tiny mini skirt and chewing gum loudly. No problem though, I'm an engineer so I'll just buy her roses and ask her out to dinner :)Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 0 #2 July 13, 2012 Thank You for not not posting a picture of the object in questionWhat goes around, comes later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #3 July 13, 2012 Quote I want to barf. Woman sitting across from me in the train probably weighs 250lbs. She's in a tiny mini skirt and chewing gum loudly. No problem though, I'm an engineer so I'll just buy her roses and ask her out to dinner :) Why not just have the conductor escort her back to the passenger cars? Who let her into the cab anyway? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #4 July 13, 2012 Quote Thank You for not not posting a picture of the object in question objects in bikinis are larger than they appearSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #5 July 13, 2012 Quote Quote I want to barf. Woman sitting across from me in the train probably weighs 250lbs. She's in a tiny mini skirt and chewing gum loudly. No problem though, I'm an engineer so I'll just buy her roses and ask her out to dinner :) Why not just have the conductor escort her back to the passenger cars? Who let her into the cab anyway? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 282 #6 July 13, 2012 Quote Thank You for not not posting a picture of the object in question Have you heard the saying 'slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in'? Fat people need loving too.I shouldn't be joking about this stuff, I just spent 2 days doing sexual harrasment and discrimination training.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #7 July 13, 2012 Quote I just spent 2 days doing sexual harrasment and discrimination training. Indicates you learned how to harass and discriminate properly, so joking is OK, huh? The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #8 July 13, 2012 Just walk up to her and say "Hi, my name is Shah and I am dying to get to know you better." Elvisio "under the bus" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,819 #9 July 13, 2012 Quote Quote Thank You for not not posting a picture of the object in question Have you heard the saying 'slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in'? Fat people need loving too.I shouldn't be joking about this stuff, I just spent 2 days doing sexual harrasment and discrimination training. Some 25 years ago I spent a summer working at the Naval Research Lab in DC. The full time scientists and engineers were all amused at their recently acquired certificates stating that they had passed a training course in sexual harassment.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 July 14, 2012 No matter how innocent it may have been intended, no matter what you were actually thinking when you said it, do not, under any circumstances utter to a female friend within the hearing range of the Suck-up to-the-Boss asshole, "You look good enough to eat." Just sayin'. ..and I didn't get no damned certificate. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loch1957 0 #11 July 15, 2012 Damn don't you hate that? Four hours of being told how not to offend a coworker. Why did I have to take the stupid class, every last one is hideous, trust me I'm not saying anything that could possibly be mistaken as a come on.Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uberchris 0 #12 July 15, 2012 theres a song about thosse gals............. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOggravity brings me down......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #13 July 15, 2012 Quote I shouldn't be joking about this stuff, I just spent 2 days doing sexual harrasment and discrimination training. Two things are a shame when it comes to flirting/harassment in the workplace... The first is people who cannot take a joke that is purely intended as a joke. The second is socially retarded people who can't tell when their creepy behaviour turns people off... ETA: unfortunately, I tend to naturally veer more toward the second category!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites