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Fearjoburg

Its ok to fart on the way to altitude

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So which is worse for your health; not farting or being ejected from the plane by a mob of angry skydivers?



That's why you fart into the full face helmet of the jumper next to use who set it down to go through his 4-way drill dive with his eyes closed...

Keeps the smell contained for everyone until they leave, then it is still contained in that helmet.:D
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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I'll put you up against deboobed any day. But only if your both riding a different plane ;):D



Some people fart in bed:o

Then pull the sheet over the head of the person sleeping next to them.

i've heard rumors a real stinker can wake person up:ph34r:

Payback can be a bitch, or you can try blaming it on the dog and keep a straight face:)
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