Roommate Prank Retaliation

[BillyVance 34]

oldwomanc6

oooooh, you're a mean man. [/impressed]

Understatement of the year, honey. He's got a lot more mean ass prank ideas... Hooo boy, I tell ya.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[BillyVance 34]

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In retaliation for the above, I waited a while until I'd been living with dad long enough to learn his habits. One of those habits was that without fail, he'd wake up at around 130am to use the restroom. That restroom was VERY narrow in the entryway and then opened up, and one evening I scurried up above the door by chimney-climbing and laying in wait. Sure enough he came in right on schedule without turning on the light, and I waited until he was actually peeing before I made a gentle hissing sound. He stood up very straight before pivoting and looking up at he would have perceived only as a blur (he's blind as a bat without his glasses). I then screeched at him like an insane pterodactyl and he reacted by spinning, pissing all over the bathroom, slipping in the piss, falling and knocking himself out.

I think I won.

DUDE!!! I couldn't stop laughing at this one for about 15 minutes. Asshole! That's fucking genius!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[grue 1]

BillyVance

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In retaliation for the above, I waited a while until I'd been living with dad long enough to learn his habits. One of those habits was that without fail, he'd wake up at around 130am to use the restroom. That restroom was VERY narrow in the entryway and then opened up, and one evening I scurried up above the door by chimney-climbing and laying in wait. Sure enough he came in right on schedule without turning on the light, and I waited until he was actually peeing before I made a gentle hissing sound. He stood up very straight before pivoting and looking up at he would have perceived only as a blur (he's blind as a bat without his glasses). I then screeched at him like an insane pterodactyl and he reacted by spinning, pissing all over the bathroom, slipping in the piss, falling and knocking himself out.

I think I won.

DUDE!!! I couldn't stop laughing at this one for about 15 minutes. Asshole! That's fucking genius!

He brought home a note from his doctor saying I wasn't allowed to scare him for at least 6 weeks because he threw out his back

cavete terrae.

[quade 3]

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He brought home a note from his doctor saying I wasn't allowed to scare him for at least 6 weeks because he threw out his back

Yeah . . . that is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about in my first response of this thread.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[grue 1]

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He brought home a note from his doctor saying I wasn't allowed to scare him for at least 6 weeks because he threw out his back

Yeah . . . that is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about in my first response of this thread.

I did feel bad about that, but he claims it was absolutely worth it.

I asked him a while back about what happens if I go too far and scare him into a heart attack or something. He said if I can accomplish it I'll be forgiven as long as I get at least a million hits on youtube

cavete terrae.

[wmw999 2,130]

Ya know, after reading ntrprnr's thread about cashew butter and his baby's diaper, I'm sure you can figure something out .

Maybe having to do with scratching your butt, then handing some pizza to your roomies, and then licking your fingers for good measure.

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[lawrocket 3]

[Reply]cashew butter and his baby's diaper, I'm sure you can figure something out .

[jailbot 0]

Buttering the bathroom floor is a personal favorite, Pam works even better.

Nothing like a resounding THUD on the floor to assure you of your victory.

[quade 3]

jailbot

Buttering the bathroom floor is a personal favorite, Pam works even better.

Nothing like a resounding THUD on the floor to assure you of your victory.

Practical joke . . . negligent homicide.

I guess it's a toss up really.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[grue 1]

quade

***Buttering the bathroom floor is a personal favorite, Pam works even better.

Nothing like a resounding THUD on the floor to assure you of your victory.

Practical joke . . . negligent homicide.

I guess it's a toss up really.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

cavete terrae.

[quade 3]

grue

******Buttering the bathroom floor is a personal favorite, Pam works even better.
Nothing like a resounding THUD on the floor to assure you of your victory.

Practical joke . . . negligent homicide.
I guess it's a toss up really.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

I stand corrected! Negligent homicide followed by necrophilia.

Man, you guys are hard core.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[grue 1]

quade

*********Buttering the bathroom floor is a personal favorite, Pam works even better.
Nothing like a resounding THUD on the floor to assure you of your victory.

Practical joke . . . negligent homicide.
I guess it's a toss up really.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

I stand corrected! Negligent homicide followed by necrophilia.

Man, you guys are hard core.

It's not only the core that gets hard, amigo.

cavete terrae.

[quade 3]

Try not to be creepy.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[grue 1]

quade

Try not to be creepy.

That's like trying not to breathe. It might work, but it'd be the end of me.

cavete terrae.

[lawrocket 3]

grue

***Try not to be creepy.

That's like trying not to breathe. It might work, but it'd be the end of me.

And the rear end of him!

My wife is hotter than your wife.