LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1 November 21, 2013 I have a list of things a mileeeee long but I'm not sure if 24 hours would be long enough to get the answers to the questions I have. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #2 November 21, 2013 I have a good friend who has complained that the older he gets, the more invisible he becomes to the opposite sex. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 November 21, 2013 ryoder I have a good friend who has complained that the older he gets, the more invisible he becomes to the opposite sex. Happens to chicks too.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #4 November 21, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***I have a good friend who has complained that the older he gets, the more invisible he becomes to the opposite sex. Happens to chicks too. Chicks have good friends that complain? Who knew?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 November 21, 2013 airtwardo ******I have a good friend who has complained that the older he gets, the more invisible he becomes to the opposite sex. Happens to chicks too. Chicks have good friends that complain? Who knew?! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #6 November 21, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***I have a good friend who has complained that the older he gets, the more invisible he becomes to the opposite sex. Happens to chicks too. That would seem more legit if you didn't have your picture posted Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 November 21, 2013 Opie ******I have a good friend who has complained that the older he gets, the more invisible he becomes to the opposite sex. Happens to chicks too. That would seem more legit if you didn't have your picture posted You'd be surprised. But thanks. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boogers 0 #8 November 21, 2013 Rob a few banks for myself. Destroy the IRS computer records for everyone else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #9 November 21, 2013 I'm thinking riding my motorcycle would get some interesting reactions. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #10 November 21, 2013 http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/508/superpowers-2013?act=1#playquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 November 21, 2013 Tandem master! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 November 21, 2013 airtwardo Tandem master! Ummm... how would THAT work? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 November 21, 2013 ryoder I'm thinking riding my motorcycle would get some interesting reactions. I'd love to see that one! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #14 November 21, 2013 Be killed at the first intersection.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #15 November 22, 2013 I would like to find one really nice thing I could do for someone in a way that makes it look like their problem just magically worked itself out... But off the top of my head I can't think of anything specific... Hmmm..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #16 November 22, 2013 I would go Las Vegas and visit any nearby casino.. i'd Find a Roulette table that is Almost fully ringed with players, work my way near the numbers and only operate with 100 dollar chips...... i'd stick with only playing black or red, deftly sliding 3 or 4 chips at a time back and forth from one color to another JUST as the ball lands.. while all eyes will be ON the wheel. I'll be "adjusting " my chip location,,,, ONLY as needed... Little by little my chip pile will grow...the staff at the table will be too busy to notice.... Might move around from table to table if need be...Then as loooong i'm in Vegas AnnnyyyyWwaaaayy I might just HAVE to visit Backstage you KNOW... at one of the Follies Bergere (sp) Shows,, to the dressing room for the PerformersI'd mostly watch.....but would zip UP costumes as Needed... No Problem...and would help whenever a Dancer is trying to get certain Body parts, into certain Tightly fitting "costumes".. I'd be HAPPY to do It... ......Only you would NOT see my smile....I'm INVISIBLE!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #17 November 22, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy I have a list of things a mileeeee long but I'm not sure if 24 hours would be long enough to get the answers to the questions I have. Been there, done that! Really?! ...You didn't notice? ....kewl! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 November 22, 2013 muff528 ***I have a list of things a mileeeee long but I'm not sure if 24 hours would be long enough to get the answers to the questions I have. Been there, done that! Really?! ...You didn't notice? ....kewl!At this point in time I'm pretty positive all of my invisible doings would be self serving and non-charitable. I have so many questions about something that I just can't get an answer to the conventional way. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 November 22, 2013 Boogers Rob a few banks for myself. Destroy the IRS computer records for everyone else. Awww... you're a sweetie!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 November 22, 2013 quade http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/508/superpowers-2013?act=1#play I'm running my laptop in Safe Mode and can't listen to this right now. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 November 22, 2013 FlyingRhenquest Be killed at the first intersection. Ouchies! Wasn't expecting that! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 November 22, 2013 Nataly I would like to find one really nice thing I could do for someone in a way that makes it look like their problem just magically worked itself out... But off the top of my head I can't think of anything specific... Hmmm... You're a sweetheart! I think that's a great way to use your invisibility for good!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 November 22, 2013 jimmytavino I would go Las Vegas and visit any nearby casino.. i'd Find a Roulette table that is Almost fully ringed with players, work my way near the numbers and only operate with 100 dollar chips...... i'd stick with only playing black or red, deftly sliding 3 or 4 chips at a time back and forth from one color to another JUST as the ball lands.. while all eyes will be ON the wheel. I'll be "adjusting " my chip location,,,, ONLY as needed... Little by little my chip pile will grow...the staff at the table will be too busy to notice.... Might move around from table to table if need be...Then as loooong i'm in Vegas AnnnyyyyWwaaaayy I might just HAVE to visit Backstage you KNOW... at one of the Follies Bergere (sp) Shows,, to the dressing room for the PerformersI'd mostly watch.....but would zip UP costumes as Needed... No Problem...and would help whenever a Dancer is trying to get certain Body parts, into certain Tightly fitting "costumes".. I'd be HAPPY to do It... ......Only you would NOT see my smile....I'm INVISIBLE!!!!!!!! Oh snap! You take Vegas and I'll take Atlantic City!! The dealers may miss the tomfoolery but the Surveillance Department surely won't. Freak out the eye in the sky!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #24 November 22, 2013 Introduce a new level of confusion to my dog. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #25 November 22, 2013 Tink1717 Introduce a new level of confusion to my dog. I do that with my cat by talking to her through my security system when I'm not home. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites