Keith 0 #51 February 5, 2003 Quote The gun isn't the problem. Ban fax machines! LMAO. Guns don't kill people, fax machines do Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #52 February 6, 2003 Man, don't grab it's tail...they use those things as self-defense weapons and if it's big, it can hurt like hell. FFF Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #53 February 6, 2003 Oh yeah, I forgot...(pssst, pass the bong). FFF Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #54 February 6, 2003 Fine lady I have a lizard that i can spare. Only problem is that it likes chicken. So feeding it is a bit of a task. Last time it was feeding all Friday night and a better part of Saturday.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #55 February 6, 2003 Sounds like the lizard has an appetite..good thing I have plenty of chicken available. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #56 February 6, 2003 Yes, the lizard needs fed regularely. It has an unsurpassed apetite. I warn you, it may br tiresome on occasionsjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #57 February 6, 2003 If it gets tiresome feeding the lizard, I wll give him beer and put him to sleep Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #58 February 6, 2003 How did you figure that out. Indeed the lizard likes to sleep after beer. But beware of the lizard when it is awake.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #59 February 6, 2003 QuoteHow did you figure that out. some things, I just know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #60 February 6, 2003 Are you psychic? Are you a witch? Do you cast spells?jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #61 February 6, 2003 Here, man. I hope it's not too late. Put something in your ears, these things are LOUD. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #62 February 6, 2003 She is neither...she is a female thus none of the above are needed! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #63 February 6, 2003 Good god. I figured I imagined the whole thing, but I get in this morning, and there it is. What an accomplishment! 3 pages in less than 24 hours. Good lizard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #64 February 6, 2003 This has been one of the funniest posts in a while! Thanks guys! J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #65 February 6, 2003 [enticing come hither voice]Here lizard lizard lizard...[/enticing come hither voice] Is it working? Is he coming over to see me? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakous 0 #66 February 6, 2003 Quote Quote But be careful if the tail breaks Doh! You weren't supposed to tell him that. Think how funny the post would have been if he'd tried it|! Now we'll never know. Damn, wrong time for a momentary slip of compassion. I promise it won't happen again!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #67 February 6, 2003 It can look in two different directions at once. I don't know what the hell it's looking at. I've tried the "look at me when I'm talking to you!" thing I do with my daughters, but it's only good for one eye at at time. I want BillVon or one of our other resident genius's to tell me how to determine the sex of this thing. I must give it a lizard skydiving name. Static? Downwind? You know, it has absolutely no odor. How odd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #68 February 6, 2003 "...how to determine the sex of this thing. " Ask the lizard what it is doing on your filing cabinet. If he answers, it's a male lizard. If she answers, it is female. Seems obvious to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #69 February 6, 2003 QuoteAsk the lizard what it is doing on your filing cabinet. If he answers, it's a male lizard. If she answers, it is female. Seems obvious to me. If it was female it would've been talking by now...you think it would just sit there and wait to be asked something before it spoke? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #70 February 6, 2003 too true sinshine, too true <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #71 February 6, 2003 Quote I want BillVon or one of our other resident genius's to tell me how to determine the sex of this thing. Don't you ever watch those nature shows with the alligators? You can't determine the sex just by looking. You gotta flip it over on its back, reach right up in there & see if you can feel anything Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #72 February 6, 2003 Quote Quote Ask the lizard what it is doing on your filing cabinet. If he answers, it's a male lizard. If she answers, it is female. Seems obvious to me. If it was female it would've been talking by now...you think it would just sit there and wait to be asked something before it spoke? Perhaps. What if something is wrong? I mean, maybe the lizard is female, has been sitting there quietly, and just expects him to know it. If he asked, it would just say "Nothing". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #73 February 6, 2003 Quote Quote I want BillVon or one of our other resident genius's to tell me how to determine the sex of this thing. Don't you ever watch those nature shows with the alligators? You can't determine the sex just by looking. You gotta flip it over on its back, reach right up in there & see if you can feel anything Think that would work on a date? "Uhhh... no offense hon, just making sure..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #74 February 6, 2003 Yeah, that worked in Crocodile Dundee, with the tranny at the New York bar! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,148 #75 February 6, 2003 If it has no odor, it's probably not related to skydiving. Therefore you should call it wuffo, or bowling ball, or something else non-skydiving. I'm no resident genius, but I think that if it can turn itself into subtle colors with names like mauve, taupe, and butternut, then it must be a female. If, instead, it's tan, brown, gray, or invisible, then it must be male. Does it wear a badge, or is it plainclothes? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
