LisaH 0 #51 January 22, 2008 Quote Quote I'm not shy Somehow that doesn't surprise me.Do you have those rockin' handicap license plates? If you do and I visit you sometime, we're taking your car every place we go! Walt You're such an asshole Walt!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #52 January 22, 2008 Quote Quote Anyway, Walt saw me signing with a couple of deaf guys at the dropzone this weekend. Leave it to him to take something beautiful to the gutter! Ok, maybe I've gone too far this time and owe the deaf community an apology. Nah, they wouldn't hear me anyway!!!Walt Okay, it's official. You are skydiving's biggest fucking asshole! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #53 January 22, 2008 Quote Okay, it's official. You are skydiving's biggest fucking asshole! Coming from you, reading that was a truly proud moment for me!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #54 January 22, 2008 Quote Quote Okay, it's official. You are skydiving's biggest fucking asshole! Coming from you, reading that was a truly proud moment for me!Walt Good. Now go update your fucking sig line! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #55 January 22, 2008 DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #56 January 22, 2008 Quote I wonder.... If you eat Fruity Pebbles for 2 days straight...do ya poop in tye-dye? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #57 January 22, 2008 Quote so I won't need to worry about the wet rag thing. Seems like if you're NOT getting any sex, you'd need the wet rag even MORE, no? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #58 January 22, 2008 Quote Another thing I wonder sometimes is whether deaf people ever tell each other to "shut the fuck up" using sign language or do they just shut their eyes. Walt "I once had a job working as an interpreter for lousy mimes." - Stephen Wright "If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?" - Stephen Wright mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #59 January 22, 2008 Walt, ask Billy about the bunkrooms in San Marcos during the first deaf world record jumpsWE could all hear them, they had no idea how much noise they were making Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #60 January 22, 2008 Another variation on this is - Can a deaf woman FAKE it? And if so - How?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #61 January 22, 2008 Why can't Helen Keller use both hands to masturbate? ...She needs one hand to moan and groan....Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #62 January 22, 2008 Quote Quote so I won't need to worry about the wet rag thing. Seems like if you're NOT getting any sex, you'd need the wet rag even MORE, no? Nah - his hands broke up with him too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #63 January 22, 2008 OK, out of the gutter to a cute story for a second. My niece is about 70% deaf and has worn hearing aids all her life. When she was about 2 or 3, her mom was chastising her for something. Well, Anne didn't want to hear any of it so she just took out her hearing aids, plopped them on the table and just walked away. Fast forward, she's now a straight A student. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyhighbird 0 #64 January 22, 2008 Quote Ok, I was wondering about deaf people and sex. Most guys like it when a chick is a real screamer, e.g., "Oh GAWD Yes!!!! Oh, fuck me....harder, harder....!!!!!!". So what about deaf guys? Do they like their women to talk dirty in sign language when they are having sex? And what about deaf women, do they like their guy to talk nasty in sign language while they are having sex? Or do deaf people just have really quiet sex? Walt Come on peeps, we all know that they can read peoples lips....i would assume thats what they do when doing the good old jiggy jiggy!!!Wanna Hug It Out, Lets Hug It Out..Bitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #65 January 22, 2008 Quote Come on peeps, we all know that they can read peoples lips....i would assume thats what they do when doing the good old jiggy jiggy!!! Uh, which lips?Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyhighbird 0 #66 January 22, 2008 Umm....i guess which ever one talks first! Lmfao! Wanna Hug It Out, Lets Hug It Out..Bitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #67 January 22, 2008 Quote OK, out of the gutter to a cute story for a second. My niece is about 70% deaf and has worn hearing aids all her life. When she was about 2 or 3, her mom was chastising her for something. Well, Anne didn't want to hear any of it so she just took out her hearing aids, plopped them on the table and just walked away. Fast forward, she's now a straight A student. How dare you bring up a cute story in a sex thread, Chris! Go to your room! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #68 January 23, 2008 Quote OK, out of the gutter to a cute story for a second. My niece is about 70% deaf and has worn hearing aids all her life. When she was about 2 or 3, her mom was chastising her for something. Well, Anne didn't want to hear any of it so she just took out her hearing aids, plopped them on the table and just walked away. Fast forward, she's now a straight A student. That is adorable! I'm going to tell that story to my teachers.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #69 January 23, 2008 Quote That is adorable! I'm going to tell that story to my teachers. Shutup and let the thread go back to the gutter where it belongs! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #70 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote That is adorable! I'm going to tell that story to my teachers. Shutup and let the thread go back to the gutter where it belongs! Walt Wonder if 'partially' deaf people bother with mood setting baby makin' music? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #71 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote That is adorable! I'm going to tell that story to my teachers. Shutup and let the thread go back to the gutter where it belongs! Walt Wonder if 'partially' deaf people bother with mood setting baby makin' music? Like Barry White turned up really fucking loud? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #72 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote That is adorable! I'm going to tell that story to my teachers. Shutup and let the thread go back to the gutter where it belongs! Walt Wonder if 'partially' deaf people bother with mood setting baby makin' music? Like Barry White turned up really fucking loud? Walt Yeah...with the speakers face down on the floor! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #73 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote That is adorable! I'm going to tell that story to my teachers. Shutup and let the thread go back to the gutter where it belongs! Walt Wonder if 'partially' deaf people bother with mood setting baby makin' music? Like Barry White turned up really fucking loud? Walt Yeah...with the speakers face down on the floor! Good guess! You've actually been paying attention! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #74 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote That is adorable! I'm going to tell that story to my teachers. Shutup and let the thread go back to the gutter where it belongs! Walt Wonder if 'partially' deaf people bother with mood setting baby makin' music? Like Barry White turned up really fucking loud? Walt Yeah...with the speakers face down on the floor! Good guess! You've actually been paying attention! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #75 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote That is adorable! I'm going to tell that story to my teachers. Shutup and let the thread go back to the gutter where it belongs! Walt Wonder if 'partially' deaf people bother with mood setting baby makin' music? Like Barry White turned up really fucking loud? Walt Yeah...with the speakers face down on the floor! I figure they just get the jumbo woofers and put them facing up in the bed - saves on quarters.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
