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***Take A Tour Of The World's First Male Sex Doll Factory
http://digg.com/video/worlds-first-male-sex-doll
VERY NSFW



VERY interesting. I don't really get it, but fascinating. I also don't have $13,000 to spend on a fancy dildo. :P

He will never leave the toilet seat up.:)But that $13K would buy a nice sport bike.:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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DJL

***Frozen sushi not a hit at Japanese them park.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/28/asia/japan-frozen-fish-rink-trnd/

As Dr Phil would say: "Now wut wurrr yoooo thinkin'?":D



I'll bet that place stank when they thawed it out.

If the fish were fresh when frozen, probably not. Who knows... Japan, the country of freak ideas and freak TV shows. :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2016/12/gun-wielding_alabama_mannequin.html#incart_most-commented_alabamafootball

You can't fix stupid sometimes. After the video got posted to facebook, police went to check them out... busted them for illegal guns and drugs... :S:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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PSA: If you are going to use a quadcopter as a remote window-peeping device, try not to have video of yourself onboard, just in case one of your targets captures it.

http://whotv.com/2016/12/06/missing-a-quadcopter-utah-police-invite-peeping-drone-operator-to-turn-himself-in/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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BillyVance

http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2016/12/gun-wielding_alabama_mannequin.html#incart_most-commented_alabamafootball

You can't fix stupid sometimes. After the video got posted to facebook, police went to check them out... busted them for illegal guns and drugs... :S:D



All I saw was bad gun safety. They must have known someone.
I'm old for my age.
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So you are going to commit a robbery.
Checklist:
- Choose victim who is 6'7", 280#. Check.
- Choose victim who is former pro wrestler and works as a bodyguard. Check.
- Arm yourself with a BB gun. Check.

For some reason, cunning plan does not go well.:D

http://wsvn.com/news/local/former-wwe-wrestler-tackles-robber-at-coral-springs-gas-station/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Way back in the day a friend of my wife was held up. This guy was a weightlifter and personal trainer, big dude. He got robbed at gunpoint on one end of the National Mall in DC. Someone else tried to rob him again at the other end of the Mall. He was like, "I already gave my stuff to the last guy."

- Dan G

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ryoder

So you are going to commit a robbery.
Checklist:
- Choose victim who is 6'7", 280#. Check.
- Choose victim who is former pro wrestler and works as a bodyguard. Check.
- Arm yourself with a BB gun. Check.

For some reason, cunning plan does not go well.:D

http://wsvn.com/news/local/former-wwe-wrestler-tackles-robber-at-coral-springs-gas-station/



I've seen him wrestle in the ring. That's a BIG dude. He still wrestles though, on the indie circuits with his tag team partner JTG. Was known as Cryme Tyme in the WWE. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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