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Canada is interesting. I haven't been up there for a while, but I used to go every couple of months. Nice folks. They have somewhat different priorities than those of us here in the US.

For example, a stage production about a man and his penis. It includes a 5 foot tall penis (with a woman in the costume). It ran into a bit of trouble with the law. Obscenity? Pornography? No. Smoking. (In case you didn't read the post, the link includes a picture of a woman in a 5 foot tall penis costume and is NSFW)

Next, they have slightly different car thieves.

A woman comes out of the store to find her car gone. Calls the cops.

It turns out that there was an identical car parked next to hers, and the owner of that one got in the wrong car.
And his key worked. For those who don't know, there are only a couple thousand key codes. It's not all that unusual to have this happen.

So the guy figures out he has the wrong car and returns it. With a full gas tank. I heard on the radio that he had washed it too, but that isn't in the linked story.
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/eliot-spitzer-sneaked-his-5g-a-night-russian-escort-into-his-home-in-suitcase-she-claims.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Disclaimer: My intent here is non-political.

This is just wild. He snuck his $5000 per night whore into his home in a suitcase, at least 15 times.

:o:D

That book is gonna be a fun read when it comes out.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Police believe the 24-year-old’s body remained on top of the train after his head was detached but then fell off approximately 128 miles away in Enfield, shortly after the Amtrack passed through a track switching area and swayed from side to side, presumably dislodging the body from its roof.
:S
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/man-who-loved-riding-on-top-of-trains-decapitated-by-bridge/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/eliot-spitzer-sneaked-his-5g-a-night-russian-escort-into-his-home-in-suitcase-she-claims.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Disclaimer: My intent here is non-political.

This is just wild. He snuck his $5000 per night whore into his home in a suitcase, at least 15 times.

:o:D

That book is gonna be a fun read when it comes out.



I don't get it. He could just find a girl who is also into kinky shit and not have to pay $5k a night.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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Shooting suspect surrenders after SWAT negotiator sings 'White Christmas,' authorities say
https://www.foxnews.com/us/swat-officer-sings-white-christmas-ends-10-hour-standoff-with-barricaded-shooting-suspect-in-pennsylvania
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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