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magot

attn all losers form NY area

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u say u want jump tommorrow all day i will be day blazing in honor of that dumb ginny wohp thAT FOUND THIS ROCK so u newbies its your chnch to take turns careing by beer and rig up the ladder winds are light and variable and theres n o wind to night u morroms u should be jumpping im staring ouit my window ath the 440 aA im going for right now
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Calvin, I hate to tell you this but you could probably use a spell checker yourself.



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In theory, there is no difference bretween theory and practice. In practice, however, there is. -

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I agree.

but still, at least people get what i am saying. its like i have a shitty accent, savvy?;)

and being me, i dont give a fuck how to spell things. never did. My GF has to edit my papers before they are turned it. takes longer than it takes me to write them.

-SPACE-

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Magot

You know the MAN is out here surfing the forums. Don't play with him like that, it will make him want to bust you even more.
Yes, the Steve Irwin tribute gang was just too easy, much easier than busting a child porn cartel and in his eyes, he has justified his monthly paycheck.
Personally I never understood why your authorities prefer spending time, energy and $ running after a few BASE jumpers when you have so many other problems. Denial?
Nevertheless, I will be the first one to applaud if you get bust after antagonizing them.
The bums will never win Lebowski, the bums will never win!
Enfin j'ai trouvé:
Bieeeen

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u say u want jump tommorrow all day i will be day blazing in honor of that dumb ginny wohp thAT FOUND THIS ROCK so u newbies its your chnch to take turns careing by beer and rig up the ladder winds are light and variable and theres n o wind to night u morroms u should be jumpping im staring ouit my window ath the 440 aA im going for right now



It ain’t that hard guys.

Here is what he was trying to convey:

Having seen that many of you always seem very eager to jump in the city, tomorrow I’ll be day-blazing all day in the honor of Christopher Columbus who discovered according to him India but turned out to be this country. All of you inexperienced jumpers it’s your turn to carry the rigs and beer on top of many city’s objects. The winds will be light and variable and they call for no winds during the night so conditions are perfect for all of the newbie morons. My first jump will be off my window and then I’ll be heading to a nice 440 A.
You know you have a problem when maggot is the voice of reason at the exit points

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reality check i am the man

And besides the judge in the town of the A I speak of is a Chick so ill just walk into court naked she will cream her pants and say she needs to see me in her private chambers right away. I dont know if u guys are aware of this but when your really really really good loloking such as my self. u can get away with alot of shit including spelling like an idiot. just ask HECKER that sexy stud knows what i'm talking about. any way getting chased by the man just makes IT MORE AMUZING FOR ME. and be sides.
IM A FUCKING NINJA and a pissed off one at that.

the moral of the story is its a hoilday ok how cares , but theres n o wind and im not working so im drinking my coffee im gonna drlop the kids off at the pool and pack my mojo then flick the shit out off my baby for 10 hours . so if u dont here back from me by midnight I didn't make it . but i want u all to know that i dont have enough respect for 99.9 % of u to use spell check or proffread my post's
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I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja
derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad
1072

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just ask HECKER that sexy stud knows what i'm talking about.



thanks bro,
i mean, not only am i amazingly hot, and girls drip out of their shorts while i walk by, but i am a jedi. and girls like jedis. like deadman, he gets more leg than me, but he is not as jedi as i am, just better looking. its both man.

-SPACE-

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By the way.... maggot goes hand held.



Sure one hand for the sharpie right?

Well, for me being at work doesn't really mean working...

Besides, a BASE NINJA picture like that belongs to the BASE community. This was lesson one in the series.

Lesson 2 is how to deal with snakes.... All of this is available at Magot's bridge day death camp.

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i was trying to set a good example for the new guy why u were getting drunk as usual . your ethier drinking or putting piles of coke up your nose instead of giveing the new guy a gear check i on the other hand stay sober and set a good example. OH MY GOD DID I JUST SAY THAT WHO DRUGGED ME., any way nice sit flying at 200 feet it was way cool
had no idea u were such a good free flyer. and your landing sucked huge balls almolst as huge as mine u ball liker
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I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja
derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad
1072

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You F'n slacker!!! I lugged all that beer up there and you didn't even have the decency to help drink it! The walrus is lucky someone in the group has the balls to take a decent delay or he might think it's perfectly acceptable to do sober 1.5secs from 360'. The wind wasn't even 1/2 of what it was on your last bridal wrap, I mean jump.;) And you couldn't even help me finish that nice bottle of wine that time either! god damn you and your stash bag ninja mask. And my landing was awesome!! didn't you see my summersault through the lines with beer in pocket? if you hadn't started screaming " run, run, the cops are here" I could've even finished it off with a good tumble'n'chug! hmmpf... that's the last time i gear check you with my eyes open!

"Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
Hunter S. Thompson

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